I wake up in glorious cabin with sweat on face. It was bad dream. "It was only dream" I say into mirror. I ride bear to work as guard in Siberian gulag to build communism and punish capitalist pig dogs, I am of walking around cells with half-drink vodka and AK-47 like good soviet, then capitalist pig wake up, look scared like coward and say, "Let me out of here!" I ignore pig and finish bottle of vodka.
KGB arrive around corner. KGB say arrest me for not kill capitalist pig. Other KGB arrive around other corner. Other KGB arrest for not send prisoner to KGB for interrogate and I am disgrace to motherland. I kill self for disgracing motherland.
I am in dream of kinds. KGB arrest me for not submit to KGB while alive. Also KGB arrest me for not dream of glorious Lenin. KGB send me out of dream and back to life.
I wake up in glorious cabin with sweat on face. It was bad dream. "It was only dream" I say into mirror.
This is what I wrote, hopefully he picks up sarcasm:
I, for one, am thrilled that you have worked so hard to stifle competition and protect your fellow insurance friends from the fiendish people at Zenefits who would disrupt their business model! I despise anyone that would force companies to compete and lower prices for services to everyone. We should all be paying more to help prop up antiquated business models! If only more people like you were placed into government offices on to serve the industry they are supposed to be regulating. Just imagine what would have happened to Kayak, and their ilk? We'd still be forced to use travel agents, still!
This hearkens back to the good old days when the railroad used government regulation to strangle the nascent trucking industry. Those were good days, weren't they? Good ol'fashioned abuse of power put to work to keep prices artificially high and get that lobbyist money flowing.
I feel warm and nostalgic for the 80s, don't you? Good times. Thank you for keeping up the tried and true ways proving to the citizenry that our system of government really doesn't serve the needs of the people. We'll make those stupid hippies cry yet.
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