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I hate to be one of those parents who's always bragging about their kid, but Finn got a hold of his big sister's ukulele this morning and composed a song! That's pretty advanced for a 2-year-old. Here are the lyrics:

Mine mine mine mine mine
Mine mine mine mine mine mine
Mine
Mine mine
Mine!
Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine.

I think this will be a big hit with the toddler demographic.


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Me, to Finn: "What's up buddy?"
Finn: "Seevings."
Me: "What was that? Sevens? Steven?"
Finn, pointing up: "Ceiling."
Me: "Did I just ask 'what's up' and you answered 'ceiling'?"
Fin shakes his head yes.
Me: "Hold on there buddy. I'm the dad here, I'm supposed to be the one making dad jokes."
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"In 1982 the US military funded a project, codenamed R4D (radar detector-detector-detector-detector), in order to develop a device capable of detecting radar detector-detector-detectors."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radar_detector_detector
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Walking around my old college campus and stumbled across my office.

How things have changed! When I was a student, they didn't even tell me about my office.
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This is wonderful: Philosophically Curious George and the Limits of Empiricism

http://existentialcomics.com/comic/132
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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Watch 2 Centuries of Immigration to the U.S. in 1 Animated Map http://trib.al/Jn8igxP
Metrocosm’s new visualization shows how immigrants diversified America.
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Keeping spam out of Google Search is a lot of work, but worth it.  Here's our report for last year, giving some insight into what we do:

https://webmasters.googleblog.com/2016/05/how-we-fought-webspam-in-2015.html
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I don’t know anything about Eric Fischer except that he’s a freaking hero.
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Home with a sick kid, time to draw monsters!
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This is why I love working at Google, for at least 3 reasons:
1. Very interesting AI library;
2. Being open sourced;
3. And the official name is Parsley McParseface.
As much as we love to fawn over artificial intelligence (AI), it’s still not great at recognizing and parsing natural language. That’s why Google is open s
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Watch 2 Centuries of Immigration to the U.S. in 1 Animated Map http://trib.al/Jn8igxP
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On the weekend someone was outside playing guitar. Finn and I wandered over to listen for a while, but then we had to go.

Me: "That was enjoyable."
Finn: "Enjoyable!"
Me: "That's right, good job saying that big word!"
Finn: "Enjoyable, where are you?"
Me: "Yeah buddy, I feel like that sometimes too."
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Googler on the Search Quality Team and a bit of a geek.
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I work on Google's Search Quality Team, trying to make the web a little bit better place for searchers and webmasters.

This is my personal account, but feel free to follow if you're interested in stuff related to Google, web design, programming, maps, photography, random funny things my kids says, and related geekery.
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Anti-abuse Engineering Manager at Google
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    Support Engineer, Search Quality Team, present
  • AT&T
  • SBC
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ScratchJr - Android Apps on Google Play
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ScratchJr is an introductory programming language that enables young children (ages 5 and up) to create their own interactive stories and ga

Google+
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Google+ is a place to connect with friends and family, and explore all of your interests. Share photos, send messages, and stay in touch wit

China's Ingenious Online Dating Scams Put Ours To Shame - BuzzFeed News
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A new study of the largest online dating site in China reveals hundreds of thousands of con artists.

The Upside of Irrationality - Books on Google Play
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The provocative follow-up to the New York Times bestseller Predictably Irrational - Why can large bonuses make CEOs less productive? - How

We Must Imagine Sisyphus Happy - Existential Comics
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Permanent Link to this Comic: http://existentialcomics.com/comic/29. Support the comic on Patreon · Follow on RSS Follow on twitter Follow o

DragonBox Elements
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Embark on a great learning adventure! Discover the fundamentals of geometry with your family! Watch your kids learn geometry in a matter of

Periodic Table of Elements
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Our periodic table is inspired by this diagram, which roughly sizes elements by their frequency in the Earth's crust. Searching for a more p

SanDisk Extreme Plus 32GB
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The Extreme Plus is as fast as you can get without spending too much and it’s made by a reliable manufacturer that provides a lifetime warra

The tasteless history of the peeing Calvin decal
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Find out why you see bootleg Calvins on the back of so many car windows.

Make Finding a Job Your Job - fieldstudy Blog
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After I graduated, I wasn’t really sure how to go about getting a job (hint for those of you graduating soon: line up an internship or job y

The 10-Second Résumé
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You’re not a homogenous list of boring bullet points

Name of Thrones | JasonMorrison.net
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When you ask the Internet to vote on the name of your baby, you should expect something like this. Over the past few days we saw a huge surg

Name This Couple's Baby & They'll Give $14,000 to Kids in Need
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What do you think of parents who let the Internet name their baby? Think they're idiots who just want a little fame? Hold that thought. Beca

Vizual Statistix
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Welcome to Vizual Statistix! My name is Seth Kadish. I live in Portland, OR, where I work as a data scientist. To learn more about me, visit

One Today by Google
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Want to be inspired and help change the world at the same time?One Today is an app that lets you give a little, and change a lot. - Get insp

Spring Cleaning – 4 Steps to Rehab Your Old WordPress Blog | JasonMorris...
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I'm thinking about doing a bit more writing, and to be honest I have left this blog pretty unloved since my last redesign in... hmmm... 2008

MVCPA March Events
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Peninsula Youth Theatre presents. THE SOUND OF MUSIC. March 1 through March 9 Thursday at 9:30 am. Friday at 9:30 am & 7:30 pm. Saturday at

I've had a couple of great meals here, and it's not as busy as some of the restaurants a couple blocks away on Castro. Seems to be getting busier, though, so maybe the word is getting out.
Food: ExcellentDecor: Very GoodService: Very Good
Public - a month ago
reviewed a month ago
Great location for us, nice rooms, nice staff. Only downside was the heater was misbehaving a bit.
Public - 3 months ago
reviewed 3 months ago
I hate to base a review on just one thing, but the bathroom situation here is just awful. Crazy long lines for the restrooms, and the few porta potties they had were trashed and almost overflowing.
Public - 7 months ago
reviewed 7 months ago
We were super excited to find this place - Myrtle Beach has lots of chain restaurants, and lots of random local pancake houses, but it's hard to find something you can't get everywhere. Artburger has burgers, sushi, and crazy-good combo sushi options like the burger roll and the Carolina roll (pulled pork).
Public - 9 months ago
reviewed 9 months ago
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Delicious pancakes, friendly staff.
Public - 9 months ago
reviewed 9 months ago
Crazy crowded. Kind of maddeningly crowded. Nice exhibits, but small.
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reviewed 9 months ago