Turns out they both like spaceships.
Me: "Put on your pajamas."
Athena: "Parents are not allowed to yell."
Me: "I'm not yelling, but I already did a count down so the next step is time out. Put on your PJs."
Athena: "Parents are not allowed to yell, only kids. And babies, because they don't know how to talk. Do you know who said that? Jesus. And, Obama."
Athena: "...and Santa."
Fast forward 14 years and it's the same problem, only with more "windows" to peak through.
I don't think the people trying to designate this parking lot as a historical landmark are motivated by a passion for history, but rather a passion for keeping people from parking on the street by their expensive houses. I've never been to this storied parking lot, so maybe I'm wrong.
If this works in DC, though, expect to see it all over the Bay Area here in California.
If it weren't for the fact that he is constantly trying to aspirate his sister's Legos, I would call him a genius!
I especially like their classification of fake accounts into Eggs, Parrots and Mockingbirds. Eggs don't do anything yet, and mostly inflate follower counts; Parrots copy real tweets from real users so they look like real accounts; and Mockingbirds impersonate celebrities and brands. Spam is not longer a game of just volume and gibberish, the smarter spammers will create different kinds of accounts, websites, bots, etc. to take advantage of the structure of the systems they are trying to spam.
If you've ever wondered what kind of work my teams do at Google, this isn't too far off.
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