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Jason Lempka
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Why yes, I am at a Motley Crüe concert. 
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To be fair, that could also describe a Twisted Sister or Poison concert.
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Very disappointing.
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Lovely start to a night with Colin Hay, Violent Femmes, Barenaked Ladies 
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Absolutely not, didn't happened. 
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At my job when I roll, I fall out of my seat.
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Very interesting. 
Guitarist Randy Bachman (Guess Who and Bachman-Turner Overdrive) explains how he figured out the famously mysterious opening chord to the Beatle's 1964 song "A Hard Days's Night." Previously: HOWTO...
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Current status: chillin with +Dave Matthews Band

Would you not like to be
Sitting on top of the world with
your legs hanging free
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Wow. Wow. Wow. Branford. Why am I surprised? Wow. 
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Current status: Ambrosia and mead. #PunyGod

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There are no bears, ladies or naked people (in the picture) but I assure you, +Peter Bauck, this is the Barenaked Ladies. 
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Having attended a Barenaked Ladies concert before, I can corroborate that they are neither barenaked, nor ladies.

They are, however, very good performers. They always seem to have fun up there on stage. Very good with audience interaction, too.
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Well, that explains the non-upside-down-ness, at least.
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Parents everywhere take heed, you will no longer be able to use the excuse of dead batteries for those annoying toys.

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Count the number of alkaline batteries in your house. Now consider replacing those batteries eight times less often. If Batteriser delivers, it could be a game changer.
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Stay Out! If the dog don't get you, the Hulk will
Bad Lip Reading imagines what the superhero team would be like if they lived in a really run down trailer park called "S.H.E.I.L.D."Not sure why it's so fun to watch the wrong words come out of someon
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You know why I love you?
My donkey feet.
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Dedicated Systems Administrator
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Network, Servers, Storage, OS, Database, SAP
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Deadhead, Parrothead, Unixhead, legendary in my own mind
Introduction
Since it cost a lot to win
and even more to lose
You and me bound to spend some time
wondering what to choose

Goes to show you don't ever know
Watch each card you play
and play it slow
Wait until your deal come round
Don't you let that deal go down

Bragging rights
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
Education
  • University of Maryland Baltimore County
    Philosophy, 1993 - 1997
  • Boston College
    Philosophy, 1997 - 1999
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