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Jas Faulkner
Works at The Fun Factory
Attended Reggie Dunlop Academy of Outer Charm and Inner Beauty
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Roseanne's newest line of sweet treats might give you a serious case of the munchies. #RoseanneBarr #Marijuana http://www.inquisitr.com/2790310/roseanne-barr-proves-the-grass-is-greener-in-santa-ana/
Roseanne Barr has become the latest celebrity to join the ranks of the rich, the famous, and the baked. Jessica Kwong of The Orange County Register reports that
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San Jose’s mighty bitey fish learned a few hard lessons about southern hospitality last night. Nashville may enjoy the cache of being the latest hipster heaven
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Vote with your conscience AND your head this Fall. BTW, the guy on the left is the point of the picture. Meet Bill Gardner, the New Hampshire Secretary of State and owner of one of the more demanding jobs this year. #FringeCandidates #NewHampshirePrimary #Elections

http://www.inquisitr.com/2772204/fringe-candidates-bring-sound-fury-and-amusement-to-the-2016-primaries/
The fringe candidates are always with us. In past elections they were easy to pick out. These self-declared nominees were more often present in name only on
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Crew fights on flights? It might sound like yet another late night chat show one-liner about ways to keep customers entertained during that short hop between
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Is the Milky Way about to change from a nice, quiet galactic outback where intelligent life dreams of boldly going where no man has gone before to something a
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Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson? Sky Arts is betting he'll do well as The King of Pop. #Sky #SkyArts #Comedy #MichaelJackson #JosephFiennes http://www.inquisitr.com/2744660/9-11-comedys-joseph-fiennes-with-unexpected-casting/
Using the terrorist attacks on 9 11 might not be the first thing to come to mind when creating a road comedy, but this isn’t your average buddy movie. In fact,
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This red-faced writer wants to apologize to Labatts and USAH for misspelling "Labatts". I can't lay this one on my dyslexia. Please note that I am an American with the beverage palate of a six- year-old. I am sorry for the oversight. #PondHockey #USAH #Labatts #Hockey #IfIDrankItWouldBeLabatts

http://www.inquisitr.com/2780387/pond-hockey-takes-center-ice-at-the-2016-labatts-usah-national-championship/
Pond hockey is ice hockey in its purest, most basic state. Last weekend, (February 5 though 7) the USAH took the force of nature that is ice hockey and trimmed
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Happy New Year! If this greeting seems late, you’re probably living on Gregorian Time. You welcomed 2016 on January 1 and that was great. Ready for another new
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Ben and Jerry have enjoyed de facto status as indicators of who and what has arrived in mainstream culture for nearly forty years. Cultural icons as diverse as
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Jas Faulkner has a frustrating day, goes for retail therapy, and gets caught out talking to a pretend friend, sort of. #Comedy #Humor #Awkward
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Debates about history and freedom of speech continue at Oriel College while Cecil Rhodes' stony visage looks on. #CecilRhodesStatue #RhodesMustFallInOxford #OrielCollege #Oxford http://www.inquisitr.com/2751724/oriel-college-keeps-cecil-rhodes-statue-as-controversy-continues/
Cecil John Rhodes is viewed by some as a capitalist pioneer and benefactor of higher education and others as the colonialist magnate who acted as the architect
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…and Dos Mujeres makes thirteen. Prior to The Museum of Fine Art’s acquisition of the first painting Frida Kahlo ever sold, there were twelve of her paintings
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I like cheese.
Bragging rights
I was once frightened by Johnny Cash. My father was horribly embarrassed and apologized profusely.
Education
  • Reggie Dunlop Academy of Outer Charm and Inner Beauty
    white gloves and party manners
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dough strainer
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  • The Fun Factory
    present
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October 4
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Hey You, No!, What Is Her Name Again?