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"It’s a sad and unfortunate day when Iran’s politicians have to teach our GOP Senators about our laws."
It's an embarrassment to say the least when foreign leaders, particularly Iran's, are teaching our lawmakers about our own laws and protocols.
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I typically soft taco.
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Shut up and take my money!
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I'm pretty sure that's one of mine.
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Id Tam Fulgidum Est
Hoc Faciendum Est, Quod Id Neco
It’s So Shiny
I Must Murder It

(N.B.: Latin neco = “I murder”; Japanese 猫 [neko] = “cat.”)
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Look at those pupils!!
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copyright: the kind of monopoly "free" enterprise loves
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We should not wait to start the debates. Candidates must engage in serious discussions about the very serious issues facing our country today.
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Signed, shared with FB too.
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At the end of May, Cleveland police officer Michael Brelo was acquitted of manslaughter charges, despite the fact that investigators determined that he fired 49 shots at two unarmed black victims in a car at close range. Other officers stopped, firing, but Brelo continued.
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Not really. Seems to be the norm in the USA these days...lol
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  • US Army
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Grammar Nazi. Discordian. Professional Geek. Grease Monkey. Stoner. Ratter. Newly arrived to Seattle.If you enjoy my silly bullshit, buy me a beer (or a joint) with +Changetip! Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia.
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