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James Pisano
Attended ITT Technical Institute
Lives in Suffolk, VA
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I think you're using quotation marks wrong, 7/11...
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Yes; for "Void Open", I agree, this would be proper usage. For "We Care"...? Not so much. 
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Go home, Google. You're drunk, and taking update advice from United Airlines. 
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Basically, government (small or large...) cannot handle your being able to hide your behavior.

This will backfire so badly. 
A proposed bill in New York doesn't demand backdoors in smartphones but will seek to ban the sale of smartphones whose encryption can't be bypassed by the manufacturer.
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Wow
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In simulation, why limit anything?
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That this even exists makes my brain hurt. 
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#ThisIsLiberalism

If you were to hook up, only to slit the throat of your score after sex, would #PlannedParenthood stand with you?

People should be asking what Planned Parenthood's terminal expectancy threshold is? If they support the right to transmit HIV, would they also support drive by shootings? Those have no warning before death being dealt, either.
 
In other words, Planned Parenthood thinks it’s your human right to risk exposing other people to a potentially deadly disease without telling them
The International Planned Parenthood Federation says HIV-positive people’s ‘right’ to have sex should trump their sexual partners’ right to live.
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It's ok... He's only sleeping...
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Thanks, United...
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Looks like the plane didn't leave the hanger on this screen. : )
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The tooling industry is robust. Find a way to make tool tools, and you'll tool around for ever!
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Porn is the reason for everything.
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So, basically, not a problem because the National Security damage had already been done through other avenues of infosec spillage...

These are the same people who want to run ALL of your healthcare, and force background checks on people seeking to purchase (or sell) guns legally.

This level of incompetence coupled to gross negligence should enrage every American. At the very least, we should be frightened that our National Security means so little to those directly charged with its maintenance.
 
It's scarier than you realize.
The terrifying truth is that this seemingly important development is just one of many, many losses of US military secrets.
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I just wish my Brian would shut up when I'm trying to sleep! 
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Or maybe your brain is named Brian.
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I can't wait for my delivery dog! 
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Education
  • ITT Technical Institute
    Electrical Engineering, 98 - 99
    Bachelors of Science, Electrical Engineering
  • USCG Electronics Technician "A" School
    Electronics Technology, 99 - 99
  • USCG Chief Petty Officer Academy
    Leadership, Management, 14 - 14
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Introduction
I proudly serve as a US Coast Guard Chief Electronics Technician. I've spent 17 years dedicating my life to the protection of the United States, its citizenry, and the Constitution, and I will continue in dedicated service until the day they tell me I am no longer allowed.

In a nutshell, I am these things, in this order:
1. Coast Guardsman
2. Husband
3. Father
4. Constitutional Conservative
5. Tech Weenie
6. Gadget Freak
7. Beer Lover
8. Travel Enthusiast
9. Gear Head
10. Pragmatist Extraordinaire
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Completed a Half-Marathon, Survived two afloat tours in Kodiak, AK
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Chief Electronics Technician
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I'm a Chief Electronics Technician, which means I'm a leader, mentor and counselor to junior members and junior officers of the Coast Guard first and foremost. Following that, I am a certified Security+ professional, a master electronics technician with expertise ranging from command and control and navigation systems, surface search, air search and fire control radar systems, radio communications including the entire RF spectrum, line of sight, over the horizon, satellite, and secure communications technologies. I am also a remote systems technologies specialist with working expertise in WAN to LAN integration, out of band management systems, redundant communications solutions, facilities engineering including infrastructure and redundant power solutions and communications site compliance with Motorola's R56 industry standards for Communications Site installations.
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Suffolk, VA
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Elk Grove, CA - Sacramento, CA - San Andreas, CA - Sacramento, CA - Baltimore, MD - Kodiak, AK - American Canyon, CA - Rohnert Park, CA - Alameda, CA - Fremont, CA - Kodiak, AK - Union City, CA - Sacramento, CA - Elk Grove, CA
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Friendly staff, quick food, and excellent fish tacos! How could you go wrong?!
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The tuna melt is amazing! Barkeep was a beer snob, and they have goodness on tap and in bottles. Can't complain!
Public - 2 months ago
reviewed 2 months ago
We go to Mahoroba monthly. I'm a HUGE fan of their pizza bun, and I also like the sausage bun. My wife likes the Kobe Cream bun so much we named our dog Kobe. I know... Its weird. I don't really understand, either, but she's Chinese, and I'm still learning, even after 10 years together, about the cultural idiosyncrasies. So far we've had three dogs named after food. Anyway, the baked goods at this joint are awesome, and everyone should get up on this!
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reviewed 2 years ago
The roll selection wasn't very wide, but the rolls were very good, and the fish was fresh. The owner looked to have been a sushi chef for a long time, and most of what he was doing was from muscle memory, a sign of a seasoned veteran of the craft. All in all, a very enjoyable experience.
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The pho tastes authentic. The wait staff are engaged, but they are not aware of the cultural hooks the traditional pho restaurant experience usually brings with it. The sushi is fresh and well made, and they regularly update their specials menu. If I could find time, I'd come here at least once a week!
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reviewed 2 months ago
Todd, the GM for the HI San Clemente, was VERY engaged with pretty much every part of my stay. I traveled on business. The network connectivity for the room I was in was excellent as far as speed, but the WIFI signal wasn't strong. It didn't impact my usage, but I was concerned about whether or not my smaller devices (phone, tablet) were going to be able to connect with their smaller antennae. No worries. Todd opened the restaurant last week. I had the pleasure of sitting at the bar and talking to him and some of his very interesting patrons last night, and let me tell you, I was very happy for the company. Todd seems genuinely thrilled to come to work. I don't know what sort of job a chain hotel GM is, but I can imagine its not very rewarding unless you get to know your guests. Todd showed he had the desire to not only engage you one on one, but also, he showed he had the "give a damn" attitude that I don't often see in my many travels. Good on ya, Todd. Your hotel was a gem and I WILL stay there again!
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