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James Masterton
Attended St Aidan's C of E High School
Lives in Sidcup
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This was genuinely what our staff canteen was offering for breakfast this morning.
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Beware the escaped phythons.
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One of the greatest ever lost singles. Discuss.
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Yes!  I didn't hear this until 2013 when it appeared on a UK VHS compilation I was digitising (from which this is ripped), but I love it.  One of the sisters also had this great track out a few years later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D3VS2_F7k4
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I'm trying to work out what my favourite part of this song is. Is it the first two minutes where they pretend to be Coldplay, or the second when they turn into Icehouse.
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No, seriously Apple fuck off. Your software is now up to Version 12. There are no conceivable reasons that it should be doing this on a fully patched and up to date operating system.
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Chris Lynam, for years one third of the Greatest Show On Legs has a trademark routine where he shoves a firework up his arse to the tune of There's No Business Like Showbusiness.

Last year he appeared on France's Got Talent to do it. CUE ETHEL MERMAN.
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This is my new favourite thing on the internet. A music map of genres complete with samples. Or if you go into List mode, you even get a Spotify playlist of each type of music.
Every Noise at Once scan list. a cappella». abstract». abstract hip hop». abstract idm». accordion». acid house». acid jazz». acid techno». acousmatic». acoustic blues». acoustic pop». adult standards». african percussion». african rock». afrikaans». afrobeat». afrobeats». aggrotech» ...
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One of my favourite things about big football games like the current one is browsing Twitter for people complaining that their parallel streams of pirated TV pictures and radio commentary don't match up with each other.
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I've changed my Facebook profile pic to this image. Waiting to see who is first to comment or complain.
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Sod facebook, I might pinch that idea for the employee directory at work ...
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Amazon has sent me a marketing email recommending my own books to me.
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Nice to know the algorithms are finding relevant stuff though :-)
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Newspaper commentator outraged at potential sentence to be handed to fictional character for commission of fictional crime.
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Education
  • St Aidan's C of E High School
    1984 - 1991
  • Lancaster University
    History, 1991 - 1994
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Messing with your head, one post at a time.
Introduction
Hotshot (it says here) radio producer and writer and commenter on all matters relating to the UK Charts. I don't bite, but may occasionally demonstrate a disconcerting nibbling action.
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Sidcup
Previously
London E16 - Tottenham, N15 - Shipley, BD18 - Harewood, LS17
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Don’t Want No B-Boys | James Masterton
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The home of acts such as Princess and Mel & Kim, Supreme Records had hit something of a groove making music with cool, soulful female artist

Spinning sign outside Northampton art gallery aims to raise awareness of...
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A rotating sign with the words “climate” and “change” has been placed outside an art gallery in Northampton to highlight the issue of global

"Am I Waking You Up?"
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On 21st June 1971, three young men were dragged before a court over a cartoon. This was the trial on obscenity charges and conspiracy to dep

Top 40 Annual 2013
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It was the year of Avicii, "Blurred Lines", Macklemore and "Harlem Shake". The year Margaret Thatcher died, and Ant & Dec became pop stars o

Assange ‘doing a dangerous amount of masturbation’
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Julian Assange may wank himself to death, sources at the Ecuadorian embassy have warned. A source said: "Julian is left alone in a room all

Album spins closer towards its final track as a viable format
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Sales continue to fall and streamed playlists dominate. But like vinyl, talk of LP's extinction may be premature

‘Father Of Three’..? Or Just Sperm Donor?
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Tributes were today paid to a “doting father” who died during a high speed crash involving a nightbus that left his friend fighting for his

Man misses bus, so stands in road and then argues with Bexleyheath police
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A man caused a stir in Bexleyheath this afternoon by standing in the road, refusing to move out of the way of a bus.

AND FINALLY....
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AFTER more than 32 years of programme-making for the BBC and UK Independent Local Radio, I have hung-up my headphones for the last time. Why

Peaches Geldof Enrages New York With Patronizing Column
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The great international celebrity swap treaty continues apace --- having given us Paris Hilton in recent days, we in the UK have now bequeat

UPDATE: Worst pub in Britain? Sex and violence horror for PubSpy at Lull...
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Shameless Swanley. Ever seen a mindless thug push a bespectacled, grey-haired, 25-stone man to the floor before kicking him ferociously in t

Rangers can claim Scottish League 1 title with win over Airdrieonians
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Ally McCoist's men will clinch the championship if they take three points on Wednesday night.

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About three years ago, I attended an event in London which included some top notch grub and resulted in my being seated at a large table wit

Mystery over outbreak of cat shaving incidents
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WILTSHIRE police are appealing for information following several reports of cats returning home to their owners with their fur shaved off.

Everyone’s equal in the eyes of the law – unless you are a football fan
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Are we seeing the emergence of a two-tier legal system in which football fans are treated as a class apart? Martin Cloake and solicitor Darr

Gravity
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Cliff-hanging sci-fi space thriller. Recommended 3D viewing Sandra Bullock and George Clooney star in cliff-hanging sci-fi thriller 'Gravity

Queen's Greatest Hits passes 6 million UK sales
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Queen become the first act EVER to reach 6 million sales of an album in the UK. Plus: The Official Top 40 Biggest Selling Albums Of All-Time

Far and away the best chip shop in the area, an extensive menu, dedicated staff, mission statements pinned up for all to see and they even serve the fish and chips in their own cardboard boxes - no more unwrapping greasy sheets of paper. My favourite part though: the way the staff chatter away to each other in Spanish and then turn to you and go "awright mate what can I get yer?" in perfect Sahrf Lahndan.
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Very disappointing experience. What used to be a vast warehouse outlet selling everything under the sun has now been chopped in half and the rest of the premises turned into a supermarket. I used to be willing to drive for 20 minutes to visit this store, simply because it had a wider range than any of the branches nearer to me, but this is now a complete waste of time. Very sad that they have seen fit to reduce their floor space and degrade the service so badly.
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