So far today I've given first aid to a six month pregnant woman and dealt with a pipe burst that left three inches of water in my kitchen and pantry. Eight hours left this Monday to find out if weird occurrences come in threes.
Going through World Cup Panini sticker book with 2 and a half year old son. Me: "What country is this?" Son: "Uruguay." Me: "And what did that guy from Uruguay do?" Son: "He bit someone and got a time out."
See Uruguay, if a two year old gets it, it isn't that hard to understand.
Just checked my gmail spam folder and saw Jos A Bank has sent me 29 emails so far this month. It's only the 13th, meaning they've sent more than two spam emails per day. How desperate are they as a company?
Pro tip: Go to Mexican torta place and ask for your sandwich in an Argentina or Cubana style. Even though no Argentine or Cuban would recognize the food they put on your plate, it's usually quite delicious.