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Jake Miller
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HOLY SHIT UNLESS HILLARY HAS AN EFFECTIVE BALLISTIC MISSILE DEFENSE SHIELD IN HER BASEMENT WE HAVEN'T BEEN TOLD ABOUT IT'S TIME TO STOP TALKING ABOUT HER AND START FIGURING OUT HOW TO KEEP US FROM GETTING BLOWN UP. 

Ok, so His Fuckfaceness is now considered compromised by Putin, a man who doesn't consider the Cold War over, by our own intelligence agencies.

First you get the power, then you get the total atomic annihilation. 

If I, like the US government, had access to a clone army I, like the US government, would probably favor street level drug sales.

A dark, absurd comedy centered around various intelligence and government agencies tripping over each other's Trump assassination attempts. 

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Wonna my faves

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This is what I'm talking about. Nose hair freezing, pants-over-your-pants, "I'm going to be the only one there today" cold. THIS is weather you can complain about.
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Flinches preemptively

#GoNavy #BeatArmy

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No. 43 takes my favorite of the year. ;-)

#Whitney #LightUponTheLake

Like, I've totally seen too many movies, but intelligence community activity is about to get really weird, right? 

Now taking bets on the timing, location, and method of the Trump false flag op. 
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