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I'm really frightened about what's going to happen when this pendulum swings the other way. It's about to look a lot like revolutionary France here in about three years. A lot of angry people lacking in self-analysis doing what they "know" is right without considering that good things can be done for bad reasons, and bad things can be done for good reasons. 

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"Politically," said Donovan, "I'd argue it's less of a vacuum and more of an eclipse. Trump blocks out the political sun for any and all Republicans, much to the delight of the opposition."

The opposition being anyone with fewer digits in their bank account than on their hands. The DNC loves it, they get to act like all the policies beneficial to their owners and harmful to the working class are abhorrent to them. 
I want an app that counts the number of times I laugh out loud every day
"Trump's almost supernatural ignorance of American history leaves him unable to connect present to past, leaving a continent-size hole at the core of the White House narrative. Trump's awkward efforts to commune with the spirit of Andrew Jackson only underscored how parochial and disconnected he is. For Trump, the founding fathers will always be Roy Cohn and Fred Trump."

HOLY SHIT UNLESS HILLARY HAS AN EFFECTIVE BALLISTIC MISSILE DEFENSE SHIELD IN HER BASEMENT WE HAVEN'T BEEN TOLD ABOUT IT'S TIME TO STOP TALKING ABOUT HER AND START FIGURING OUT HOW TO KEEP US FROM GETTING BLOWN UP. 

Ok, so His Fuckfaceness is now considered compromised by Putin, a man who doesn't consider the Cold War over, by our own intelligence agencies.

First you get the power, then you get the total atomic annihilation. 

If I, like the US government, had access to a clone army I, like the US government, would probably favor street level drug sales.

A dark, absurd comedy centered around various intelligence and government agencies tripping over each other's Trump assassination attempts. 

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Wonna my faves

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This is what I'm talking about. Nose hair freezing, pants-over-your-pants, "I'm going to be the only one there today" cold. THIS is weather you can complain about.
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Flinches preemptively

#GoNavy #BeatArmy

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No. 43 takes my favorite of the year. ;-)

#Whitney #LightUponTheLake
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