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Twitter Removes 140-Character Limit From Direct Messages So That People You Follow Can Send You Long Rambling Missives About Their Day And Stuff And Things. You Know, Like Horror Stories About Their In-Laws Or Boss. But Hey, How Are You?
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Photos from Harper's first trip to Oaks Park.
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My new go-to formula for adding months (because that Date*30 calculation never quite cuts it).
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Zoë Pearl Faris: born July 2nd. 
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This Hangout On Air is hosted by Jake Faris. The live video broadcast will begin soon.
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My schtick starts at around the 19 minute mark.
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"It's Raining" take 2
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  • Stony Point
    Salesforce Consultant, 2015 - present
  • Space Coast CRM
    Salesforce Consultant, 2012 - 2015
  • Self
    Writer, 2005 - 2015
  • MB Salesforce Consulting
    Salesforce Consultant, 2008 - 2012
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Everything's jake.
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I'm a Salesforce consultant who, after studying writing and doing a little law enforcement discovered that he really likes relational databases (who knew!).
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  • Seattle University
    English/Creative Writing, 1998 - 2002
  • Nathan Hale High School
    High School Diploma, Honors Course of Study, 1994 - 1998
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At least the fries were edible. Sweet (in a weird way), but edible.
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Everything here is fresh and delicious. It's especially amazing because of the high quality veggie patties they use on their non-meat burgers (don't worry carnivores, there's plenty of tasty meat versions as well). Whether you're in the mood for home-cut fries, hand-made shakes or unusual microbrews, this is the place for you.
Public - 5 years ago
reviewed 5 years ago
Good standard diner food. Great daily and seasonal specials.
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reviewed 5 years ago
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Public - 4 years ago
reviewed 4 years ago
One of the best kept secrets of Aloha. Other than outside tables, there's nowhere to sit and the music is always pumped, so don't expect to make nice conversation. Just expect the freshest ingredients that make the tastiest traditional sub on the far west side. If you order "the usual" from them enough, you can get your order put on the wall of fame (#79, meself).
Public - 5 years ago
reviewed 5 years ago