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Jake Easley
Works at That's What She Said
Attended Burroughs High School
Lives in Ridgecrest, CA
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If you could only stock your humidor with 5 cigars, what would they be? Unlimited amount, but they're the only cigars you ever get to smoke again. What are your top 5?
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Ramone Allones Special Select CC
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Captain F@ck!ng Expletive!

A friendly guy, seldom approached because of his looks. He was a loaner. But like the Honey Badger, he didn't give a shit. Fuck people, he dressed how he wanted.

All the stupidities of the world, tossed out in front of him, daily, like a shitty diaper left in a Walmart parking lot two feet from the trashcan. Fucking idiots everywhere he went; grocery stores, restaurants, malls, fine hotels. Dafuq is wrong with people? 

Suddenly, it became clear, people were no longer using common sense. Their inner-ratard was just spewing out, like alcohol from the mouth of the snotty bitch wearing the crown on Prom night. It was time, he had to take a stand!

He ignored all the pajama wearing shoppers, and rose above the filth. He would fix this plague of dumb shits. All he had to do was...speak his mind.

So he began, subtly at first, saying softly things like, "what a dick", and "keep your fucking baby out the street". But it had little effect. They couldn't be heard over constant thumb pushing of their cell phones, no matter where they were. He needed to be heard! It was time for more power.

He started dropping F-Bombs everywhere! BOOM!
'FUCKING COCKNECK' - WHAM 'TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER' - BAM! 'DIRTY FUCKING WHORE' - BANG 'INBRED TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH MOTHER FUCKERS*

He carried on this way for months, years. Alas, it did no good. He was unable to deter this race of slackers and idiots from being so fucking stupid. Like brain dead zombies, they multiplied. Mobs can often be found roaming the isles of Walmart stores. Muffin-tops sagging from their pajamas, $20 tramp stamps showing, dirty babies, crying and hungry, being ignored, while they buy cigarettes. This brave crusader spent the rest of his days walking, mumbling, dropping f-bombs wherever he went, if only to make himself feel a little better.

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I fucking love it
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ONE MORE REMINDER

#SuperHeroRejects is live TOMORROW!

So get busy. We want to see all your awesome creativity!

Remember to tag +Steve Hale and +Jake Easley and use the #SuperHeroRejects tag, to help us find your post.
 
Bring on the dysfunction!

Last year, +Steve Hale and I brought you #TheDirtyTutu  

The participation and photos were awesome!

Well, it's that time again. This year, we hope you'll join us in #SuperHeroRejects  !

You've got about 5 weeks to conceive and shoot. So get busy and get stupid! Photos will be submitted October 8th.

Please, please, please...help us spread the word!!! Sharing is caring. Sharing this post will really help spread the word. We would love to see tons of new faces this year!
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Freakin brilliant. 
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Bring on the dysfunction!

Last year, +Steve Hale and I brought you #TheDirtyTutu  

The participation and photos were awesome!

Well, it's that time again. This year, we hope you'll join us in #SuperHeroRejects  !

You've got about 5 weeks to conceive and shoot. So get busy and get stupid! Photos will be submitted October 8th.

Please, please, please...help us spread the word!!! Sharing is caring. Sharing this post will really help spread the word. We would love to see tons of new faces this year!
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What is this you are promoting? Sounds fun lol have you talked to Allen lately?
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All good things come to an end. 
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Thanks +Matthew Sheaffer !
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All the birthday wishes....you guys all kick ass! Thank you so much for making it such a great day!!

Here's what 41 looks like. Well...for me.
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I'm so late to the party :( Thank goodness I follow your badassness on FB!
You rock at being amazing Jake!
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Captain F@ck!ng Expletive!

A friendly guy, seldom approached because of his looks. He was a loaner. But like the Honey Badger, he didn't give a shit. Fuck people, he dressed how he wanted.

All the stupidities of the world, tossed out in front of him, daily, like a shitty diaper left in a Walmart parking lot two feet from the trashcan. Fucking idiots everywhere he went; grocery stores, restaurants, malls, fine hotels. Dafuq is wrong with people? 

Suddenly, it became clear, people were no longer using common sense. Their inner-ratard was just spewing out, like alcohol from the mouth of the snotty bitch wearing the crown on Prom night. It was time, he had to take a stand!

He ignored all the pajama wearing shoppers, and rose above the filth. He would fix this plague of dumb shits. All he had to do was...speak his mind.

So he began, subtly at first, saying softly things like, "what a dick", and "keep your fucking baby out the street". But it had little effect. They couldn't be heard over constant thumb pushing of their cell phones, no matter where they were. He needed to be heard! It was time for more power.

He started dropping F-Bombs everywhere! BOOM!
'FUCKING COCKNECK' - WHAM 'TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER' - BAM! 'DIRTY FUCKING WHORE' - BANG 'INBRED TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH MOTHER FUCKERS*

He carried on this way for months, years. Alas, it did no good. He was unable to deter this race of slackers and idiots from being so fucking stupid. Like brain dead zombies, they multiplied. Mobs can often be found roaming the isles of Walmart stores. Muffin-tops sagging from their pajamas, $20 tramp stamps showing, dirty babies, crying and hungry, being ignored, while they buy cigarettes. This brave crusader spent the rest of his days walking, mumbling, dropping f-bombs wherever he went, if only to make himself feel a little better.

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I just found that out +Eric Labelle .  I guess the offer is only for people who already have an account there... 
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Something a little different for me. R&J Capulet. I've never been a Connecticut fan. But I picked up 5 of these to try with my early morning coffee.

So far so good. Definitely mild, and nothing special. But I'm only half an inch in. 
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I think I stay with the reserva, lol. 
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Enjoying an afternoon cigar. Olor Fuerte.

Actually, I'm 2 hours in now. 
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Photographer, DIY Guy, Dad
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  • That's What She Said
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Ridgecrest, CA
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Ridgecrest...and everywhere else - lots
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I'm a photography, diy, remodel, vintage, techno junkie. No spam here unless it comes with eggs. But I don't want any, thanks.
Introduction
I am a sharer. I love to share information. Links and tips about photography, diy projects, home remodeling, interior decorating and technology. And of course, my family life. 

If you're looking for someone friendly and helpful to network with, say hi.

I am on a new journey, as a stay-at-home dad. Photography, home remodeling and DIY projects fill my future.

To stay up do date with all of my projects, tune into my new blog.
Bragging rights
Ninja Skills!
Education
  • Burroughs High School
    1991
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Male
Birthday
November 28, 1972
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