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Anyone else noticed the new "attachments" feature (button is in the home pane next to the calendar view button)? Could come in quite handy.
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Yeah! It's very nice! Super handy when a file is attached to a completed task and you need to go reference it again.
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Does anyone else experience a spacing issue when pasting text into a task? When I paste from the clipboard (PC, Chrome) I often find that spaces are removed from the text I copied. This is particularly troublesome for filepaths... Any thoughts or others with the issue?
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Yes, using the Google Chrome 'paste as plain text' does work but this is a feature not many are aware of. It's a great workaround for now but a complete solution is needed by the Asana team.
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Not sure if this was a quiet rollout or if I just missed it, but over the last couple days I've noticed that uploaded image thumbnails are now much larger! The annoying hover feature that existed before was also removed with the change. Thanks, Asana Team!

It really should take more than project management tool enhancements to get me excited... 
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love it.
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*A Cow based Economics Lesson;

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
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I heard of "two cows" years ago.
It was entertaining and enlightening.
I then read this updated version you shared.
I laughed. I laughed a lot. No one else was in the house to hear me, laughing ... really ... hard, so I choked.
And I still only have two cows.
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yes.
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Yeah this'll be good. =]
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Thought on #instapaper : Could you create an option to avoid the popup? Similar to how Pocket save works, I just want to save articles with one click—dealing with the popup dialog gets old!
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Nobody’s born knowing how to write a great proposal. Invariably we learn through trial and error, which I’m sure you’ll agree isn’t the best way to learn. One of the reasons I wrote The Designer’s Guide to Proposals was to help design professionals get over this immense hurdle. I think every creative professional should understand …
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Fantastic as always! I hope the next one you post is Stuff & Things!
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Thanks man! haha, I love stuff & things!
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oh my gosh i hope i see a lion in ohio today.
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Our new computer just came in. But I have to wait till I am home from work to set it up. #impatient
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it was like $300 on Woot!
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weekend. oh yeah baby.
also: SNL SEASON PREMIERE TOMMORROW!
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i like it.
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me too man
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