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Jaimito Aleman
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lmfao, AAWW MY EYES, IT BURNNSSSS
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Crock pot chicken for the family.
Chicken bits for Chico & Cinnamon (my dogs).
#CantWaitForLunch
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My dog will not eat his purina alone. He wants milk, egg, beef with it. Thanks to my mom for spoiling him ... lol 
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WTF are you serious brah??? 
Two roommates took fanboyism to a whole new extreme after stabbing each other with broken beer bottles during an iPhone vs. Android debate.
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+Jaimito Aleman I hear excessive alcohol use becomes acetone (nail polish remover) in the brain. Which is why lots of booze and a functional brain are not compatible :)

A really interesting read is "How to spot hidden alcoholics" by Doug Thorburn. He's right on every count, and they don't even need to be high at the time to do insane things. 
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Before Meth : After Meth
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Well, it looks like someone has an asshole neighbor!!
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Wow this has to be made up
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are in a glorious light saber battle:

Suddenly, Vader stops swinging. He pulls Luke close to him:

Vader: "I know what you are getting for Christmas"
Luke: "WHAT?? IT CAN'T BE! HOW?"
Vader: "Because I have felt your presents"

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+Aaron Huffman lol thanks. Forgot ;) 
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CrockPot chicken rubbed down with my favorite spices and sitting on a bed of onions after bathing in brine over night.
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bwahahaha.

Reminds me of Mr. Garrison, "I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
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Passive aggressiveness at its best. 
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+Stephen Tures lol, I think I forgot to attach the image link. it's long forgotten, lol
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+Aracely Gaytan YO, i heard you like peepz?
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+Selina Kyle this is what yuo should do next!

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Can't be jealous of something I can easily do. Just
happy there is color.
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Full-time: stay at home Dad :: Part-time: freelance web developer/designer
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hide & seek master
Employment
  • Costco
    cashier, 2003 - 2011
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" ~ Benjamin Franklin
"You don't stop laughing when you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing" George Bernard Shaw


Android: What is this root you speak of?

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WebDev Resources
I make websites, Uh-Huh, and I learned how to do it by reading, Googling and participating in forums, communities & blogs. I will share my favorite resources with you!

My favorite BACON cartoon.

I also love hot shtuff

As evident of many of my posts, I love #CraftBeer
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Here is the perfect analogy for myself.
My attention span is like that of a dog whose master just let me outside. One moment I'm sniffing a tree, a second later chasing a squirrel, and then a rabbit, and then another squirrel, then I'm watching this other dog, and I chase the dog, and then I'm back to
chasing that damned squirrel, and then chasing a bicyclist ...
When I'm done chasing things, mere seconds after I've been let loose outside, I run back to the backdoor to be let in.
Then I realize I went outside to pee.
So I run back and a second later I'm chasing a squirrel, and then a rabbit, 
and then another squirrel ...
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YES, I am ADHD.
As an adult with ADHD, I struggle daily with my traits.

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jamjammo, jammo, OrganizedFellow