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HEAD KNIGHT:  You must return here with a shrubbery, or else you will
      never pass through this wood alive!
KING ARTHUR:  Oh Knights of Nee, you are just and fair, and we will return
      with a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT:  One that looks nice...
KING ARTHUR:  Of course.
HEAD KNIGHT:  And not too expensive...
KNIGHTS OF NEE:  Now...go!

From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

I took this photo at the NC Renaissance Festival, btw :)
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Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that! 
King Arthur: You'll what? 
Black Knight: Come here! 
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me? 
Black Knight: I'm invincible! 
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.
(What? Is it "random MP quotes" day today? How come nobody told me about it?)

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.
With his dying breath, Joseph of Aramathea carves a message on a cave wall.
King Arthur: What does it say?
Brother Maynard: It reads ... "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea. He who is valorous and pure of heart may find the Holy Grail in the aaaaarrrrrrggghhh...he must have died while carving it."
King Arthur: If he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!," he'd just say it!
Sir Galahad: Perhaps he was dictating.
King Arthur: Oh, shut up.
Great shot, and a really nice armor!
Dude... +Jaime Ibarra this is the awesome. My best friend's dad is Puke and Snot from a bunch of the festivals. Never thought of getting in there to snap pictures. It's so cool though...this could have been a huge production shoot from what I can tell!
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