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A lil' friend I made for +Sara Chicazul ! More shots here: http://moby.to/isv3jo
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I can't believe I missed the 3rd episode of Cooking Fast & Fresh with West!
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And some recent-ish arts.
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I really wish there was more Stephanie Mabey everywhere.
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This year I made Bob's Burgers themed free printable Valentines!
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Jade Gordon, also known as J-99-B1, is the fourth model in the Artistic Automaton series. Her exterior is a beautiful combination of oak and polished brass, complemented by tasteful tapestries. Inside, an advanced Aesthet-o-matic Engine, with over 36 gears, controls everything from Jade’s themes to her characters to her choice of media. Recurrent output modes include digital art, caricature, fabric designs, webcomics and more! Manufactured in Upstate New York, the Jade Gordon is now located in Seattle, Washington. The J-99-B1 can run for up to twelve hours on 50 oz. solution comprised of water, glucose, sodium, and other simple chemicals. Additional schematics & information available at jadegordon.com, and popular websites such as Spoonflower.com, Flickr.com, and Twitter.com.

Favorite Quotations:

“Everything is working fine... except for the entire machine.” - Adam Savage, “Mythbusters”

“If you dig it do it. If you dig it a lot do it twice.” - Jim Croce

“I work until beer o’clock.” - Stephen King, on his 9-to-5 workday

“Life is an unusual circumstance.” - Me.

"Death before discourtesy."
- Kevin Smith

"Don't be a dick." - Wil Wheaton

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Who Takes A Three-Month-Old To The Movies? Wrong Question.
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The World’s Largest 3D Street Painting by 3D Joe & Max
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The Nautilus Aperture Door
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"The Nautilus" by Five Ton Crane, a San Francisco Bay Area art collective, is a 25 foot long art car inspired by the submarine from 20,000 L

Mechanical laser-cut gear fractal computer - Boing Boing
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I've been working on this for a while now. Its a wooden computer that computes continuous self-similar fractals. I'll post the worki

the HAES files: there’s no place like home — unless you’re a fat kid
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My dog: the paradox - The Oatmeal
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Time Warner Cable Saps Patrick Stewart’s Will To Live
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If you've ever thought that being a celebrity entitles you to a hotline that instantly fixes all those annoying problems that bother the res

xkcd: Game AIs
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Court Rules Bigot Can't Fire Trans Woman Just Because He Doesn't Like Th...
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A Georgia trans woman was fired from her job as a legislative aide after she went public about her gender transition. Now, a court has ruled

Guy Laramee's books - Boing Boing
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Stoop Sale by MC Frontalot
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http://youtu.be/bFOPwL32UvI Here's the new video for Stoop Sale by MC Frontalot from his album Solved. The video was directed by Max Isaa

World's Fair Bubbleator has had its ups and downs
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Sketched April 24, 2012. Bubble ... what? The 1962 World's Fair Bubbleator was an ultramodern, transparent, spheric lift that took 100 p

#781; The Tyranny of Quality
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Check out this Wondermark comic!

How Humans Cause Tornadoes and Hailstorms » Sociological Images
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I'm a particular fan of looking at ways that society and nature intersect and a new study is a fantastic example. Analysis of 15 years o

Milton Glaser on Donald Trump | David Airey, graphic designer
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Milton Glaser was recently asked, What do you think of Donald Trump?

xkcd: Aspect Ratio
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Photo by Kyle JohnsonPEACE The 84-year-old woman pepper-sprayed by SPD smiles back at herself. Where do you get your own Dorli Rainey mask b

Father and son lunch box comics make everything in this world better
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Every day Rob Kimmel starts half of a mini-comic for his 8-year-old son Ben. He then slips it into Ben's lunchbox, for Ben to finish at scho

The Comic Sans Project, Famous Logos Redone With Comic Sans Font
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Famous logos are given hideous Comic Sans makeovers over at The Comic Sans Project. The project is by Paris-based creative duo Florian Amone