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Watch an attempt at refactoring WordPress.
 
Discussions about WP_Customize_Manager and related classes code base and how it could be improved along with live refactoring of the code proving several concepts.

Please note that a code base as large as the current topic is not possible to show in one viewing. Also with all refactoring, it is possible that I'd go down on direction, decide it was dumb and then go down another.

If I am able, I will attempt to write test cases for the new code and existing code.
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I liked on the G4 joke. Fuck G4.
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They're on to the Toaster. 
We should change it up some. 
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Awwww. I would visit you... okay that came out wrong. I would follow you... hmm, not quite what I'm wanting.

What I'm trying to say is that if you asked for a live audience, they would come. And probably came. Hey-oh!
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You edit like I edit. This trailer does nothing to sell me on anything. If anything could be said of the trailer, is that whatever it is you are selling, I definitely do not want. You should probably have someone who knows what they are doing edit a trailer for you guys.

If you want to see how not funny your trailer is, then you just have to watch as much as you can stand of my video on my channel.
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Discussions about WP_Customize_Manager and related classes code base and how it could be improved along with live refactoring of the code proving several concepts.

Please note that a code base as large as the current topic is not possible to show in one viewing. Also with all refactoring, it is possible that I'd go down on direction, decide it was dumb and then go down another.

If I am able, I will attempt to write test cases for the new code and existing code.
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I had to stop once all of the terrible puns started flowing. I can take a mean pun, but damn those were terrible.
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The irony of having your entire question ignored after mentioning that The Drunken Peasants ignored your second question.

Bitch, Drunken Peasants doesn't have time for second questions. Like Spiderman said, everyone gets one.
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I always thought they should have made the book into a movie. Never imagined Micheal Douglas as the lead. I do hope they keep the book's ending as it was pretty trippy. Thought it took place in Australia, instead of Nevada, but oh well.

Does seem like they are going for the action movie instead of the thriller. That could be better. The book was pretty epic, but it was slow.
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+Creationist Cat is best cat. Should be a good episode, depending on how funny a fucking cat can be off the cuff. Should be purr-fect. I wasn't even aware cats could talk, but that just shows what I know.

As an aside. Look at that kitty. Oh you want to be petted, oh yes you do. Okay, it probably doesn't and will either bite or claw or both, but I would like to think it would want a good, long petting.

I'd probably even give it the good cat food, you know, like actual chicken.
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4 or 5 times! Fuck, that is a lot of work. I was okay with 1 or 2 times a week with my friend with benefits. Even that was pretty much too often. Having to spend an entire night is too much time to spend with a woman. It would be okay if it was just like 30 minutes, but fuck do women want to talk about shit.

Then like getting them prepared. Very interesting to be honest and fun. Never gone down on a woman, but it seems like it could be an adventure.

Obviously, the actual sex only lasts a few seconds, but I think eventually, it could last up to a minute. I think the longest I went was like 7 minutes, but it became very boring after a while.

Not sure why people are so into sex and I definitely wouldn't be doing it 4 or 5 times a week. I got too much shit to do over the week.
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Worked on WordPress for a while. Mostly fixed bugs, introduced bugs, crazy amounts of inline documentation and created the HTTP API within WordPress. Please don't ask me about the HTTP API, I don't maintain anything in WordPress anymore, least of all the HTTP API. The community maintains it now.

If you want to put me in circles, put me in these:

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  • Essential Elements, LLC
    Programmer, 2012 - present
  • Branson Tourism Center, LLC
    Programmer, 2007 - 2012
This place has ruined me. I used to enjoy sub shops and dream of the swallow song. Alas, that has come to end. I can only dream of eating at this place and the meals I'm going to have with myself. Not quite disappointing, but it is disturbing having drool stream down your face at random times. I had the Pendulum with extra cream cheese and Father Time sandwiches. Along with the onion rings and fries. The cookie is actually pretty good for a sub place. Not large and only comes in one favor. I will still say that the Subway cookies are the best cookie, but this is a close second when it comes to cookies. I had it warm, which increased the enjoyment quite a bit. One complaint is that the fries seem very generic and while not exactly terrible, I've had better. What is with places and not being able to do fries? Not sure, very close to store bought frozen fries in taste and consistency. Still, fries are fries. The onion rings were a lot better. Highly recommend them. What can be said about the sandwiches that would wax poetic enough to accurately describe the ecstasy experience while eating these sandwiches. I've had great sandwiches before, sadly the places I could recommend are no longer in business, however, it is hard to compare. Have you ever felt such happiness that you've felt like crying, but since you're a man and that is frowned upon, you didn't? That describes the sandwiches. It feels the hole of emptiness I've had whenever sad memories come. I think, damn I really want one of those sandwiches, maybe it would make my life complete. It doesn't and won't, but it certainly comes close. What more can you ask for? Now you most likely don't have an unnatural love relationship with food and for normal people, I'll say this, "It has great food."
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Public - 11 months ago
reviewed 11 months ago
I had the tuna sandwich and muffaletta sandwich (half). I also had the house pasta salad. It was excellent! The meats are Boar's Head, which, you can purchase by the slice. The bread, well, I didn't know you had a choice, is hard and tube shape. The half sandwich is small. Most places the muffuletta is packed with meat, but either the half has less meat overall, or they don't put a whole lot. Not a complaint, but keep that in mind. Was it worth the $5 per sandwich? Yes. It was far better than a 5 dollar footlong. I was looking for a place like this as well as Boar's Head deli. This place has both. Fantastic! Check them out if you want very well done Italian.
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Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
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