Dear Google Fiber, I've been following you because I used to think you were awesome. However, all you do is mock me. I live in Portland, Oregon. Do you really think I want to know about boring people in cities across the sweltering South getting gigabit Internet access? No, I know you know I don't. You are shoving my nose in it. You don't love us in Portland and we know it and you think it is funny. Take your six posts a day about other people escaping from their Monopoly Internet Inc. connections (it's spelled with the following letters: c, o, m, c, a, s, and t) and store them somewhere with no sun until you make good on delivering to Portland!