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Fat, Ugly and Stupid Is No Way To Blog
Buffer There is no good reason for me to be back at the computer writing now, no reason for me to burn the midnight oil except I am compelled to write. The difference between those who dream about their lives and those who live their dreams is one of action. I am listening to the …
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Let's talk about comments and why sock monkeys are better writers than some of you.
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What about you? Are you living the life you want to live?
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What Life Do You Lead
Got my usual five minutes to come up with a post that is captivating, compelling and meaningful so here is what I have for you. Are you living the life you want to live or are you passing through the days and dreaming about the life you wish you had. Some o...
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Baptizing The Bear
A little humor for you.

A Priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of The University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa.

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another and they decided to conduct an experiment. They would take a trip to the Smokey Mountains to go find a bear, preach to it and convert it.

One week later they reassembled to discuss the results of their trip.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages on his body and limbs, spoke first.

'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism.

Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So, I quickly grabbed my Holy Water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb.

The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he exclaimed, 'WELL brothers, you KNOW that WE don't sprinkle!

I went out and I FOUND me a bear.

And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD!

But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrassle. We wrassled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek.

So right quick-like, I DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his furry soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.'

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed.

He was in really bad shape. He was in a body cast and had multiple lines running in and out of him

His colleagues looked at him and waited for him to relate his experience, looking up at the two men he said, 'Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.
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Sometimes a home office makes me long for a Fortress of Mostly Quiet
Buffer People tell me I need to pay more attention to writing headlines that command attention and to injecting my content with the terms I want my blog to rank most highly for because these things will help me. Well I keep telling people that having super speed, super strength and the winning lotto numbers …
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+Danny Brown Thanks. That quiet is good when I have to focus on work, but when I am not I kind of enjoy the chaos the kids bring. :)
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I wasn't sure how I felt about it, because Imagine is one of my faves and Band on the Run on of my least, but thanks for sharing here and on my fb +Jack Steiner . I like the creativity
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Is it really the most brazen approach to blogging ever... #blogging  
The best posts I write are rooted in the most painful experiences of my life. The darkest moments where I felt the ...
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Watch me speak about myself in the third person- Jack B. is a writer and author of 39 unpublished books and three screenplays. A former athlete and would be superhero he still fights for truth, justice and the American Way. Though he may look like a grown man, don’t fool yourself he is still a boy at heart. When he is not engaged in Walter Mitty like fantasies he can be found living an extraordinary life in an ordinary world.
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