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I just assume everyone I meet online is a troll, and 100% of the time, I'm right.
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My name is Ozymandias, king of kings; look upon my source, ye mighty, and despair.

No, seriously, look at it. It's all up at chromium.org. All the good parts, anyway.
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Happy Non-Denominational Spring Rabbit Day!
 
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Favorite one-liner of all time: "This is no offense, but you are a robot, aren't you?" Use it on cops if you want to spend the night in jail.
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Please troll creatively.
 
Something I never thought about: the chemical trick which modern laundry detergents use to "brighten whites" actually depends on the light spectrum emitted by incandescent bulbs - and in particular, on the amount of UV light they emit. LEDs don't do that, and so (barring a new approach) white clothes will, once again, gradually become yellow and dingy over time.

And even as I type this, I am realizing that people will draw political inferences and/or life lessons from this bit of science. Please troll creatively.

Via +Alex Scrivener
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Reverse trolling theists is my new favorite sport.
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Actually now I'm thinking they might all be atheists, which is even better.
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Good job, AlertNet, stand up for the Luddites! Would you like a helping of smog with your half-baked pseudointellectual bullshit, or should I wrap it up for you to go?
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It's probably just going to Facebook anyway.
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asexual porn star, born-again atheist, crypto-anarchist zealot, professional geek, amateur feminist, chaotic evil NPC
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As of this writing, a product I helped create is the top seller in the home electronics category on amazon.com and bestbuy.com. It was also Time magazine's gadget of the year in 2013. My coworkers also took the #8 spot, and my neighbors made numbers 10, 7, and 6. I know more about the computer and software business than you do, and if you like watching cat videos on YouTube, you should come work with me! I'll split my referral bonus with you if you accept an offer, and I'll buy you anything in the Play Store if you go to an interview and don't get one.

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