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J. S. Allen
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According to an Mnet representative, 'Unpretty Rapstar' might be extending their first season with t
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#Humpday was an awkward time for Luke and Leia after Obi Wan gave them their birth certificates. #StarWars
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Okay, Soundwave and your stupid 40 degree weather... here we come.
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"Arthur, turn that dreadful Kelp Metal off and come help your mother with the dishes. You'll be king one day and you need to learn some responsibility."

Welcome to DC rebooted, where every character is dark and brooding and sponsored by cough drops.
“There is only one true King. #unitetheseven”
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I'm struggling to feel sympathy for Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran.
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And now, from the dudes who brought you the literary masterpiece on film known as Tower Heist...

ASSASSIN'S CREED THE MOVIE

A film so predictably bad it will have you climbing the walls... and getting stuck at the top of a column while someone shoots you with a musket.
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Damn, this makes for fascinating reading...

An internal NSA magazine that started in 1974 for their crypto departments, declassified back in 2012 and covered in redactions.

https://www.nsa.gov/public_info/declass/cryptologs.shtml
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I've got the same problem as this guy, but on the PC version.

"Please try reinstalling the game itself to see if it helps."

HAHAHAHA. Nice one, Ubisoft support. You are the win.
In Paris Stories No. 23, Return of the Crimson Rose, my copy is not allowing interaction with the letter on the rug or the door. Both are obvious, but no "interact" button appears no matter what I do. I've gone in many times, at different points in the game, but it seems to be a bug. The B for interact never shows up. Can you help?
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Humans love to hear about ancient history, but they aren't always that great at preserving it. Here are some of the worst, most thoughtless, and just plain dumbest ways that humans have wrecked their own heritage.
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"The reason for this product recall is potential foreign matter contamination (glass)"

...want some glass in your cereal?

Looking at product recall lists is truly terrifying.
Product Recall. Get your groceries delivered straight to your kitchen bench by Coles!
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These rules are often debated?

No wonder I'm always yelling at other drivers. Learn the road rules, you imbeciles ;)
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"Indeed, under section 45 of the road rules, it’s an offence to drive without reasonable consideration for other road users."

Every driver East of the city should be arrested. Now.
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Social Media: Spoiling Every TV Show Since 2008.
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Misanthropist, atheist, philosopher, and alleged software developer.
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Adelaide, SA, Australia
I'd never been to the Holdfast before but a few of our party had been there a few years ago and were keen to see what it was like now. Lunch started off superbly when the staff had no record of our reservation... We decided to sit outside because it was fairly noisy in the restaurant, but had to steal some chairs from inside because there were only 5 chairs outside for 3 tables. Not letting that daunt us, we ordered and *almost* everything came out promptly. I ordered the lamb's fry special which was special only in that the livers had apparently been cooked for several days and now had the consistency of slightly salty gravel. My companions had better luck with over-cooked pork, over-cooked salmon, salt and pepper squid that tasted dreadful, and a meal that didn't arrive. One of my friends had the chicken parmi and liked it. Good for him. To be fair, when we notified the staff that one of our meals hadn't arrived, they apologised profusely and gave us a round of free drinks. That's pretty much the only reason I didn't resort to a 1 star review. All in all, not terribly impressed.
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Gone down the ringer. Find somewhere else.
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Crumbly dry oysters the size of thumb nails, $60 flavourless steak that isn't cooked as requested? If I'd have paid a third of what I paid I would have given this 4 stars, but for a restaurant that charges high prices and prides itself on quality, my second visit was extremely disappointing. If I go back a third time, I'll revise my review.
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