Random sarcastic reactions to today's iPhone 5 event

A 5th row of static icons? Slightly more screen space for applications?! Revolutionary.

"To marry mobile with console graphics, it's never been done before."
Except on numerous other devices released over the past year

"Panorama mode in a phone camera is pretty amazing." -The rest of the world in 2011

Browser tab syncing? Turn-by-turn navigation? Autoresponse messages for rejected calls? Call the patent office, Siri - we've got some serious innovation going on here! 


All in all, the bar has clearly been raised yet again. I can only hope a bunch of analysts will flood my inbox with offers of insight into this game-changing event.

#Apple #iPhone5 #yawn
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