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I want a medal for maintaining eye contact with the bartender bent over the sink in front of me washing glasses in a v-neck T-shirt. 
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Bang!  No more Google Play Music in my monthly high-speed data allocation!
 
T-Mobile listened. Now you can too.
Early this summer, T-Mobile announced a Music Freedom plan that would allow customers to stream music from select services without impacting their data all... by Bertel King, Jr. in News, T-Mobile
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yay!  works on my plan, too!!!!
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Second free women's self-defense class coming up in August along with the paid class that starts tomorrow night.
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Signed up for the freebie last night. :)
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Less about the pickup artist than the idea of people who are constantly thinking they've found the "trick" to life.

My nearly 40 year old perspective to the "trick" to life?

Constantly seek ways to improve yourself.  Physically.  Mentally.  Emotionally.

You don't have to be perfect and always on the upswing, but feeling the buildup of small steps forward help you cope with the slips backwards.

It'll make your life better now...and in the future.

It'll make you more content with life.

This has the uncanny effect of happiness as a byproduct.  At least it has for me.  Your mileage may vary.  Tax, tags, title and insurance extra.

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Good news!

USPS Priority mail now has much better tracking than it used to.

Bad news....I'm still a neurotic weenie whenever I have anything being shipped to me and I feel compelled to check on it every couple of hours.

Tomorrow I get my Olukai shoes replaced and a new belt for my shorts to make concealed carry in the summer easier. (Really it'll work in jeans in the winter just as well, but I was looking for a different summer belt).

Ever feel like you just babbled on for 5 minutes on the internet about shit that nobody cares about?  Cuz I apparently don't.
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The probability of any of this being accurate is low.

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In a finding that upends long-held notions about a healthy diet, a major study shows that avoiding carbohydrates and eating more fat contributes to weight loss and fewer cardiovascular risks.
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Soooo.....Run, hide, fight*.

I mean, the first two are correct even if you are carrying a weapon.  You could endanger yourself and try to assist other people though.  The choice would be yours.

The third is basically admitting that building you are in required you to be defenseless and now you just have to make shit up as you go along.

*Do not fight with an actual weapon as those are not allowed to protect yourself.  Instead, find something laying about and try to use it to hit AND incapacitate somebody who does have an actual weapon.
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FCC Chief Wheeler will revise his plan for regulating broadband, including offering assurances the agency won't let firms segregate Web traffic into fast and slow lanes.
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