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I've got 99 problems, AND THEY ARE ALL ELVES!
I've got 99 problems, AND THEY ARE ALL ELVES!

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I want a medal for maintaining eye contact with the bartender bent over the sink in front of me washing glasses in a v-neck T-shirt.
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The probability of any of this being accurate is low.

Yet, still funny.
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Bang!  No more Google Play Music in my monthly high-speed data allocation!
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Another study = more support.

Happy Hug Your Boss Day, +Bryan Turner!
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Second free women's self-defense class coming up in August along with the paid class that starts tomorrow night.
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Soooo.....Run, hide, fight*.

I mean, the first two are correct even if you are carrying a weapon.  You could endanger yourself and try to assist other people though.  The choice would be yours.

The third is basically admitting that building you are in required you to be defenseless and now you just have to make shit up as you go along.

*Do not fight with an actual weapon as those are not allowed to protect yourself.  Instead, find something laying about and try to use it to hit AND incapacitate somebody who does have an actual weapon.
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Less about the pickup artist than the idea of people who are constantly thinking they've found the "trick" to life.

My nearly 40 year old perspective to the "trick" to life?

Constantly seek ways to improve yourself.  Physically.  Mentally.  Emotionally.

You don't have to be perfect and always on the upswing, but feeling the buildup of small steps forward help you cope with the slips backwards.

It'll make your life better now...and in the future.

It'll make you more content with life.

This has the uncanny effect of happiness as a byproduct.  At least it has for me.  Your mileage may vary.  Tax, tags, title and insurance extra.

#WhoAskedMe   #37YearsOfFuckingUp   #2YearsOfMovingUp  
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