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J.D. Benavidez
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Teacher, music lover, sometime blogger, and millionaire (give or take millions of dollars)
Teacher, music lover, sometime blogger, and millionaire (give or take millions of dollars)

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Ladies love my big, dumb eyes.
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Blurry bathroom break selfie
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This is my mood basically 90% of the time.

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Looks like Emily is getting an automatic 100 on all her tests from now on!
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Elon Musk said chances are we are living in a simulation. Imagine that? If the simulation creators were just sitting around thinking about 2016 like:

“What if we took Nixon but added a dab of Hitler?”
“Ha ha! That would be messed up! ADD MORE.”
“Really? That’s kind of overkill.”
“Screw it. I’m over this simulation anyway.”
“Yeah. Okay. Now, let’s eat a real life Taco Bell Cool Ranch Doritos Burrito which is totally healthy in our real world but we just wanted to make things like that hurt people in the simulation so they would never experience real joy in life.”
“Okay!”

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Only Dana Carvey can save us now... 
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I've never shown interest in becoming a Canadian, but thanks I guess. 
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I've probably been blocked on social media by most of my extended family, but if that's the cost of not accepting racism, anti-semitism, sexism, and xenophobia, then so be it. Just wait until I'm back home and protesting. 

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I know something's have to change
It's true that some things have to channnnnnge

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I had a good time hiking today! Met three cats!
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