Dear "Premium theme" author on ThemeForest who charges $40 for this,
This is your SHITTY code, exploding with deprecated calls, functions written the way they were handled before the Settings API with the STUPID calls to EACH BLOODY VARIABLE, scripts in the header instead of being enqueued via functions.php, menus from before menus were a post type, random clumsy image fetcher as opposed to a featured image and a bunch of other things that make me mad.
You're fooling people who buy your themes and then hire somebody more knowledgable than you to make sense of your Mickey Mouse coding - just because they assume "Premium" means everything's already there, functioning the way it should.
You're playing a dirty game against people who are capable of creating much better themes and who often have no problem with giving them away for free.
You're likely the reason a lot of clients believe that they could get away with offering a legit coder lunch money to make "only a couple of customisations".
You're setting all wrong standards in terms of aesthetics, too.
Nobody needs half of your stupid functions.
Update your code or remove your theme from the directory, pronto. If you're delivering faulty products to people and never learning anything new or even bothering to check what changed in the meantime, you might as well end up hungry someday.
somebody whose themes DO pass the Theme Unit Test and who works according to the WordPress Codex.