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Birmingham, AL – On Tuesday, U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore allegedly fondled an exit poll minutes after exiting a voting station just out of Birmingham. According to sources, the fresh, young poll was approached by Moore right outside the courthouse…

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Paducah, KY – John McAllister isn’t leaving anything to chance. The 28 year old bald-shaven, blue-eyed Kentucky native with a troubled past, is determined to follow through on a premeditated scheme of carnage; one that he says will have to be reported on…

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Seattle, WA – On Sunday, 32 year old Harris Kasem took a break from watching football to express his disappointment at comments recently made by President Donald Trump regarding NFL players kneeling during the national anthem. Trump told a crowd at a…

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Schaumburg, IL – In response to mounting pressure from the community, mosque officials issued a press release about their socially awkward Imam, assuring members that he is free from any scandal. “After an exhaustive assessment of Imam Khalid Azeem’s…

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New Hampshire Raceway – Controversy erupted on Sunday, as Lyle Bennett’s No. 19 Car kneeled during the national anthem at the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series. The two year old, neon green striped stock car quietly sunk down to the ground as the crowd…

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Hurricane Tours Destructive US President

Houston, TX – Hurricane Harvey got a first-hand glimpse of the destructive leader of the free world on Tuesday, surveying the erratic entity as it flew over Southeast Texas. Clouds above and floodwaters below joined in awe as they witnessed the…

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Hurricane Tours Destruction of US President

Houston, TX – Hurricane Harvey got a first-hand glimpse of the destructive leader of the free world on Tuesday, surveying the erratic entity as it flew over Southeast Texas. Clouds above and floodwaters below joined in awe as they witnessed the…

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Houston, TX – Hurricane Harvey got a first-hand glimpse of the destructive leader of the free world on Tuesday, surveying the erratic entity as it flew over Southeast Texas. Clouds above and floodwaters below joined in awe as they witnessed the…

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Washington, DC – On Saturday, members of the White House staff announced the ‘Make America Great Again IFFTAR BASH 2017.’ This event is meant to mark the start of Ramadan, the sacred month when Muslims abstain from food and drink during the daylight…

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Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – On Sunday evening as the Trump delegation left Saudi Arabia for Israel, White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon reportedly requested the convoy to abruptly pull over at a nearby mosque. Much to the confusion of the entire staff, a…
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