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Kudos to the moon lizards for keeping that one secret for so long. Too bad the internet showed up and blew their cover.
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I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you pesky bloggers...
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The next time you walk outside on a clear night and see the moon smiling down at you, think of Neil Armstrong and give him a wink.
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Except I always end up thinking about Eugene Cernan instead... and sigh. 
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You can't have wishes because you don't have your own brain!
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Or if you're in the Dr. Who universe you could have the dinosaurs travel back in time and eat Adric. 
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On da night before Christmas.
It is still in the house,
My family is sleeping,
So I’m quiet like a mouse.
I look at my vatch, and midnite is near,
I tink I’ll sneak out, For a cold glass of beer.
Down at the corner, the crowd is so merry,
I end up by drinking about twelve Tom & Yerry,
I get to bed late, and yee vhise how I’m sleeping,
Ven on to my bed, dose darn kids, day come leaping.
Day sit on my face, and day yump on my belly,
And I’m quivering all over, like a bowl full of yelly,
Day scream Merry Christmas, and my poor vife and me,
Ve stumble down stairs, and she lights off da tree.
My head is exploding, my mouth tastes like a pickle,
I step on a skate, and fall on a tricycle.
Yust befor Christmas dinner, I relax to a point,
Den relatives start svarming, all over da yoint.
On Christmas, I hug and I kiss my vifes mother,
Da rest of da year, ve don’t speak to each other.
After dinner, my aunt, and my vifes uncle Louie,
Get into a arguement; dere both awful screwy.
Den all of my vifes family, say Louie is right,
And my goofy relations, day yoin in da fight.
Back in da corner, da radio is playing,
And over da racket, Gabriel Heater is saying,
Peace on earth everybody, and good vill toward men
and yust at dat moment, someone slugs uncle Ben.
Dey all run outside vhooping for da neighbors will hear,
Ohhhh, I’m so glad Merry Christmas,
Comes yust once a year.
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You can never use too many layers of tinfoil when making your hat.
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Absolutely true, and if you could add maybe about 5 more layers to the hat you're currently wearing I'd appreciate it. <fiddles with mind control device>
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The Sleep-Eating Pear of Salamanca
#lolwut
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If a human had invented this style, I would consider him an artistic genius. It's absolutely beautiful.
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Shhh! Your truth and reality are interfering with my selfish desires!
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The asteroid headed your way is looking forward to visiting miniluv.
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Do you think they’d let me out of the lab if I weren’t the original?
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Well given the cost of the original versus the disposable copy...
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If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes.
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<sigh> But I just finished replacing "import skynet" with "import regexHTML".
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Mistakes were made, and brave and loyal crew members were lost. We are now looking for braver and loyaler mistake makers.
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If only people would add more layers of tin foil to their hat we wouldn't have any problems with loyalty  and sui... I mean bravery.
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