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"... coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don't beat them when they're bad."
Every friend I have with a job that involves picking up something heavier than a laptop more than twice a week eventually finds a way to slip something like this into conversation: "Bro,1 you don't work hard. I just worked a 4700-hour week digging a tunnel under Mordor with a screwdriver." ...
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Brilliant.

My favorite line: 'all your snowflakes are urine and you can't even find the cat.'
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"We are turning into parents. That’s what the parenting books don’t tell you. For ten years, you’re a kid pretending to be a parent. And then suddenly, you’re a parent wishing you were still a kid."
Shane Nickerson is a father of three and a TV producer. He occasionally writes at Nickerblog. “We will miss the crying days,” I mumbled to my wife as she cra
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The family was a little bland, but the dog just put the right twist on the meal.
 
If you've ever said that the lowly comma was of no significance, or grammar doesn't matter because language evolves, or passed around one of those 'if you can read this' specials.....

p.s. I can think of two possible fixes, each of which would give the sentence different meaning. Anybody have more than two?
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Why wasn't that horse a unicorn... had me right up until then
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This is fantastic.  Also, the fact they were able to read data from 20 year old floppies is highly impressive.
A new documentary from the HIllman Photography Iniative (see the video below) has revealed exactly how those now-famous Andy Warhol Amiga works were
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This is spot on.
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Awesome.
 
Rubber band semi-auto?
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I want a poster of this.
As it is the beginning of the year we at BBC Future think it’s the perfect time to look ahead.
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Yep, that about explains it.
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So very excited. I truly do hope the movie is good.
 
He'll risk everything to keep us safe. Watch an exclusive new video preview now on Instagram! http://bit.ly/HeroFight
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I'm hoping for great things from this project as well!
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