Want to Become a Social Media Guru? Read this!
Wow, it’s been a long time since I last shared with you the secrets to becoming a social media guru.
In it, I shared some top tips on how you can climb to the giddy heights of social media guru stardom!
It’s not about hard work or learning so-called best practices. It’s not about gaining leads, customers or sales or being authentic either!
Being a social media guru is all about quick fixes, short term goals and most of all about you!
Remember, this is a magic art- taught at the University of Middle Earth. Don’t share these secrets with anyone else.
Ready to get started? Let’s begin…
If however, you’re confused… whatever you do…
Don’t press the big button in the article! 😉
Here are my 9 Steps...
1. Be a Reposting Ninja (Don’t forget the Penguins)
2. SEO: Write for Robots not Humans
3. Learn the LinkedIn Power Techniques
4. Look Down on Those with Lower Social Stats
5. Be a Stats Rock Star
6. Block Criticism & Attack Others Openly Online
7. Always Quantity, Never Quality
8. Be Inauthentic: Never be Yourself
9. Forget Local or the World- THINK GALACTIC! #SocialMedia #Ironic #Humor #Humour