Gutter Helmet originally shared:
Our friends are running a contest asking people to write Haikus about the most-hated feature in their homes (dated Formica counters, ugly bathroom tile, hideous shag carpeting, etc.). They're going to pick the writer of the wittiest haiku to win $100 to Home Depot to help fix the problem spots. If you know of anybody in need of some home improvement help (or great poets!) spread the word! They can enter on Facebook.