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Harlan Carvey
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Lived in Monterey, CA
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To Ms. Grande...

This is one of those Americans, in America, that you "hate".  Oh, and he's about your age, so the "...but I'm just 22..." excuse doesn't hold water.

http://usmclife.com/2015/07/marine-sees-man-shot-near-quantico-pulls-over-and-stops-bleeding/
On the afternoon of June 21, 2nd Lt. Matthew George, a student with Charlie Company at The Basic School, which trains Marine officers, was driving on US
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...and he's not out licking donuts...
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#DonutGate   

She hates America, hates Americans, has issues with the US food industry, is apparently vegan...but loves them donuts!

Watching the video, I have to wonder...what makes this all right in her mind, and in her boyfriend's mind?

http://www.delish.com/food/a43053/ariana-grande-licking-donuts-video/
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Dear Ms. Grande,

I know you hate America, and that you hate Americans.  We don't hate you.  In fact, I'm more than happy to help you pack, drive you to the airport, and give you a hearty "farewell and good luck".  

You said that this action was the result of you being 22.  At 22, I was an officer in the US military...which you may hate, as well.  

All the best, 

Harlan, American.
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Prep'd for tomorrow's +Tough Mudder 
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A restaurant near me that brewed it's own beer had a very good one that my wife and I really liked, and I recently found a brief description of what went into it online.  So, I've started down the road of trying to reproduce it.

http://smallbatchhomebrewing.blogspot.com/2015/06/angels-share.html
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The bar for what constitutes a superpower has been set pretty low...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgS7nfdRMC8
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I have no idea what these lady TeleTubbies are selling, but I'm sure I don't want any:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g
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ROFLMBO I will never get this time back Harlan, thanks 
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This picture pretty much sums up my time in USMC OCS, June, 1988.

It's also the face I make when I'm on-site and I'm on-site and a client decides that I need 4 TB worth of logs, but won't tell me what they are or where they're from...
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Yes, +E. Rosario , I was "a" Marine.  
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Some very cool writing and insight in this one...

http://www.collegefashionista.com/beauty-bar-summers-calling/
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With respect to the mango IPA, I see that you added the nectar after primary fermentation had dropped off a bit...how did you sanitize it?
So back on 4/11 I had a buncha people over and brewed a Citra Pale Ale and a Mango IPA. At least, that was the intent. It appears I've made a Citra IPA (drunken hop additions may have played a role but it's a good thing) and ...
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It is a pasteurized product (as most are in this country at least), no need to sanitize it. Long as everything else was properly sanitized (it was), not a problem to add already pasteurized things.
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  • Dell SecureWorks
    Sr. Researcher, 2013 - present
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Monterey, CA - Virginia Beach, VA - Naha, Okinawa - Oakton, VA - Gainesville, VA
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Former Marine officer (2502), DFIR nerd, published author.

Mid-Atlantic Tough Mudder finisher (Wintergreen, 22 Oct 2011) - more of those to come
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  • Virginia Military Institute
    BSEE, 1885 - 1989
  • Naval Postgraduate School
    MSEE, 1994 - 1996
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Most people don't tell me what they call me to my face