Watching Girltrash and Rambling.
Not even 5 seconds into rewatching Girltrash: All Night Long (2014) I realized that this might have the potential for another rambling stream of consciousness movie session.

So, here we go...

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It has been a couple of years since I last watched this, but I think I still recall the major themes of the movie.

Oh, by the way, this is a musical - the kind that would be straight-to-YouTube these days.

Less than two minutes in and I'm already smiling from ear to ear. This is so full of joy.

Less than four minutes in and I'm already getting moved to goosebumps (wait, is that a thing?).

Oh! I completely forgot about this part. This movie truly got everything - even a just-got-out-of-jail badass with a grudge.

"Now I'm a good gay egg." - This dialogue is ridiculously hilarious.

Ahhhh!!! :-P Good Girl got a crush on Actor Girl when she saw her in an ALLERGY MEDICATION COMMERICIAL!!! This shit ridicous(ly hilarious).

Oh, as for me never remembering character names, these characters will be known as Good Girl, Actor Girl, Big Sister Girl, Punk Girl, and Crime Lady (yeah, that one seems like an adult).

That was awkward - but the tempo of the movie makes sure it doesn't linger.

Wait, why did it sound like a sword being pulled out when Crime Lady pulled out a golf club?

Is Punk Girl acting as Good Girl's wingwoman? That's cool.

Oh, she's done some "acting and modelling". :-) Well, honey, me too. (Truly).

Car full of lesbians singing about wanting to get laid before 2 AM - but not later because they got things to do.

Crime Lady is right out of the SNL Natalie Raps short.

Punk Girl is really wingwoman-ing the hell out of this shit.

Is there even any men in this movie with lines? I'm definitely not complaining - it is a nice flip of script from so many other movies.

OH! This song (Fantasy Cruch)! I've listened to it so many times after the first time I watched this movie (years ago). I even still know ALL the lyrics (and, yes, I did sing along to the whole song). :-)

Ew! First male character with a speaking role - and he imidiately grabs Good Girl's ass.

Crime Lady is here!

"They say I'm rehabiliated" she says as she's standing in a parking lot with a golf club, threatening to kill Punk Girl. Sure, Lady.

Wow - Crime Lady got a lot of attitude. She is kinda scary.

Oh - the sorotity girls. :-/

Giant monologue about how irresponsible Good Girl is - and it is like that <snap> all resolved by the introduction of a giant bag of weed.

Aw, I remember this scene. I already get goosebumps before it even gets to the moving parts. :-)

Ah, damn. Just as Actor Girl was starting to warm up to Good Girl, Actor Girl's friend sets her back in the direction of Punk Girl instead. Sigh.

By the way, I know I'm getting way too into this - but I can't help it. Actor Girl and Good Girl BELONG TOGETHER!!!

Wow wow wow wow wow. Big Sister Girl's ex is saying that Big Sister Girl doesn't got talent and that's why she broke up with her? That's just crude.

Awwww - Big Sister Girl is sad. No, scratch that. She's devestated. :'-(

Actor Girl's friend telling Good Girl that she's "too sweet". No, stop it. That's what's so great about her; she is a genuine nice person.

The choir partly consisting of sorority girls in their underwear playing ping pong in the background is something.

Wait wait wait. We have Good Girl, Big Sister Girl, and Actor Girl each singing about someone they want to be with; though, while I know who Good Girl is singing about, who are the other two singing about?

Sorority Sister's reaction to Good Girl coming out: "Duh!" :-) Just perfect.

Sorority Sister is kinda awesome - and hilarious.

A bunch of sorority sisters chanting "but most of us like dick" is kinda weird - but somehow not unexpected.

Wait, Good Girl got all of her sorority sisters to help her fake having sex with Punk Girl.

They are kinda way too into this "fake sex" for it to be fake.

What is it called when part or variation of previously played song/melody is played again to resemble a recall to the previous story-line? Either way, this is it. A "callback" to the previous theme/situation/story-line.

Good Girl is in love with Actor Girl. Actor Girl is in lust with Punk Girl. Punk Girl is in debt to Crime Lady. Crime Lady is... well... scary.

Why is it that the girl who seems several years younger than all the rest is acting more mature than the rest?

Crime Lady is back. And as scary as ever.

Damn. Punk Girl broke a chair on Crime Lady's back - and Crime Lady didn't even flinch.

Yay! Even the (campus) police are all women. This is such a nice flip on the usual script. It's not even as if the male-to-female ratio is different than a lot of movies - it's just flipped upside down.

Everyone lies. Also true for Girltrash.

Oh, I think I remember this song too. It was one of the ones I listened to while biking to school so many years ago.

I'm not sure whether this scene is amazing because it is amazing or amazing because it is terrible. Either way, I love it.

Aww. A sister heart-to-heart between Big Sister Girl and Good Girl. I still have no frickin' idea what the intentions of Big Sister Girl have been this whole movie - but at least she is real towards her sister.

Wait wait wait wait wait. Crime Lady was re-released an hour after getting arrested for breaking her parole? How?

Ha! We are in the last part of the movie and in the last 30 second more men have had said words (1-2 words each) than the entire movie so far combined. I wonder where I've seen that before /s.

Oh, Big Sister Girl's ex can rock (in the musical sense) and Big Sister Girl is still hung up on her.

AHHHH!!! Good Girl just said that she thought space camp is awesome. :-)

Yea' - it's going to happen...

Those smiles!!!

That kiss!!!

That lighting!!! No, really, that scene had some amazing lighting changes to demonstrate a climax of one of the main stories of this movie. It was truly spectacular.

That song!!!

Her (character in movie): "Let me show you something."
Me (watching the movie): "Is it a trampoline?"

Wait wait wait. After all of this, they still get to play their set?

Yeah! This rocks! Big Sister Girl is giving a middle finger to her ex by performing her set with such power no one can deny her dedication. Perfect.

Wow - Punk Girl can really shred a guitar.

Also, Good Girl and Actor Girl is getting it on; though I'm not sure I can relate to the whole "just met you and this is crazy, but let's fuck, and now we're in love, maybe"-cliché.

Either way - that's the movie. Huh. Fewer songs than I remembered. Still, a really entertaining movie.


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Wait. There's a webseries of this? Ok, let's continue.

Big Sister Girl and Punk Girl are tied up together and they look like they'd had a rough day.

Also, apparently this webseries is in black and white.

Less than 2 minutes into the webseries and more unreal things has already happened than in the entire movie. No, really - like not even close.

Nah, this is not worth it. I loved the movie - but this is a bit too out-there.
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