I'm in love with the most beautiful girl I have ever laid eyes on and am certain today that she is tomorrow. Her name is Alexandria and she is twenty with two beautiful girls that can be a handful but I love them too because they are part of the package. I am a full-time student at the University of Cincinnati, and I work very minimally due to the fact that if it isn't work that sucks then it is usually the people at work that do suck. I have been involved in several high speed pursuits and numerous robberies. My past time consist of nothing but organized crime. I have owned prostitutes before so I know it's true when they say pimpin isn't easy because pimpin is stressful. I'm not proud of a lot of the things in my past but at least I can say I've had A LOT of wild times and have had more fun in one year than most people in a lifetime. I don't trade war stories and don't have anything to prove so you'll never hear me talk about this or that cause that's just not who I am. I've done EVERY drug on the street, including smoking crack with an African-American Transexual, so I'm no longer susceptible to drugs cause I've already done it. My favorite past time is drinking and driving during the summer with the windows down and the system up! I don't trust anyone but my brother and I would never snitch on neither friend nor enemy; I believe in the G-Code. I love big body cars and I love females even more; yes, I like my females young (18-21) but why not? "Do you like violence, Want to see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids, try acid and get fucked up worse than my life is?" I thought Spongebob Squarepants was cute until Lil Wayne stole his laugh and made a track with every artist on earth, and now all I hear is Spongebob in every song; I guess that isn't too bad? I think I like Turkey Bacon better than regular bacon, but I think Turkey bacon makes me gassy? Actually, I don't really like Turkey bacon at all anymore. Do I really have to lie to myself, everyone around me and say that I'm looking for a job; I'm not looking for a job I'm looking for money. Since my favorite color is pink does that make me gay, and if it were white would it make me racist, but if it were black it'd be cool?! I'm not really sure what to put here but then I'm never really sure of anything, or am I? If someone's significant other is closer to the age of his or her child rather than the age of the person he or she is dating, does that make him or her a pedophile, and that person's child is 4! Marriage is over-rated, fuck the world and then give it head too. Love Life, Love People! Love is never lost until found, so don't find it and you cant lose it. I think I've committed a felony within the past 24 hours; shhh, don't tell my mommy this. There are about three females in my life I can see myself with, yeah the three sitting here with me as I write this, my mom, my sister and my daughter. I'd thank God for women but apparently he is in hiding with Osama Bin Ladin, hasn't anyone seen him. Btw, I guess since they found Osama that Jesus wasn't hiding with him because they didn't find him too. . .