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Grim D. Reaper
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Review: 'Mad Max: Fury Road' (or 'Mad Maxine: Furiosa Road')

This is what happens when the creator of the end-of-the-world car-wars movie decides to reinvent his own genre. In an apocalyptic wasteland, Max (Tom Hardy) is haunted by the faces of people begging to be saved, presumably because he failed to do so or…
This is what happens when the creator of the end-of-the-world car-wars movie decides to reinvent his own genre. In an apocalyptic wasteland, Max (Tom Hardy) is haunted by the faces of people beggin...
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Underdeveloped characters and a meandering middle act culminates into the ending we want to see, but is it worth the 3D ticket and a OMG super-theater sound system? Hells yeah. After the famous failure of John Hammond’s dinosaur park, the realization of…
Underdeveloped characters and a meandering middle act culminates into the ending we want to see, but is it worth the 3D ticket and a OMG super-theater sound system? Hells yeah. After the famous fai...
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A real-time technological/paranormal twist on the found-footage concept. On the anniversary of the suicide of her friend Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman), high school senior Blaire (Shelley Hennig) recalls that fateful night by watching a video of the…
A real-time technological/paranormal twist on the found-footage concept. On the anniversary of the suicide of her friend Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman), high school senior Blaire (Shelley Hennig) r...
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You will believe a digital actor can digitally act. After the crew of Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) put Dracula…sorry, Owen Shaw (Luke Evans) into the hospital at the end of Fast & Furious 6, his brother Deckard (Jason Statham) vows revenge! Enduring a…
You will believe a digital actor can digitally act. After the crew of Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) put Dracula...sorry, Owen Shaw (Luke Evans) into the hospital at the end of Fast & Furious 6, ...
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Review: 'It Follows' (an audio/visual throwback with a new take on evil)

Pat Benetar was right, but what ELSE are you going to use as a weapon? Jay (Maika Monroe) is a pretty young woman residing in Detroit dating a mysterious new local guy named Hugh (Jake Weary). On the night after they have sex for the first time, Hugh…
Pat Benetar was right, but what ELSE are you going to use as a weapon? Jay (Maika Monroe) is a pretty young woman residing in Detroit dating a mysterious new local guy named Hugh (Jake Weary). On t...
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Review: 'Divergent' (dystopia-ish faction-y grrl power)

It feels like The Hunger Games light, but it’s better than the screen-version of The Mortal Instruments. In a futuristic, post-something-or-another world that looks like Chicago-After-People, skyscrapers that are two-centuries old inexplicably don’t fall…
It feels like The Hunger Games light, but it's better than the screen-version of The Mortal Instruments. In a futuristic, post-something-or-another world that looks like Chicago-After-People, skysc...
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Rescue dad to the rescue. Investigating a way to better predict earthquakes, a CalTech professor (Paul Giamatti) finds out his new technology works very well when the Hoover Dam collapses. Unfortunately, his new data is predicting a massive earthquake…
Rescue dad to the rescue. Investigating a way to better predict earthquakes, a CalTech professor (Paul Giamatti) finds out his new technology works very well when the Hoover Dam collapses. Unfortun...
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Kevin A. Ranson – Creator, Writer, Critic May 22-25, 2015: Writer guest (confirmed) at Comicpalooza in Houston, Texas and representing MovieCrypt.com. He’ll be on the following panels if you’re in any way entertained by who he is and are so inclined to…
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Review: 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' (

Exhausting in the best way – like seeing everything in one day on a two-park ticket to an Orlando resort. Following a tip from Director Coulson (Clark Gregg) on “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” (not actually in the film, but hey, “it’s all connected”), the…
Exhausting in the best way - like seeing everything in one day on a two-park ticket to an Orlando resort. Following a tip from Director Coulson (Clark Gregg) on "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." (not actual...
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Where overly heroic heroes and needlessly futuristic gadgets always save the day. Well, okay, mostly. After rescuing the last survivor of an alien race of weapon-making molten men, Captain Matt Mercury (Matt Lavine) of the Rocket Rangers learns that Earth…
Where overly heroic heroes and needlessly futuristic gadgets always save the day. Well, okay, mostly. After rescuing the last survivor of an alien race of weapon-making molten men, Captain Matt Mer...
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Review: 'Edge of Tomorrow' (the action-packed sci-fi blockbuster you didn't watch)

Smug Cruise, stupid Cruise, needy Cruise, awesome Cruise. Cage (Tom Cruise) is a military media liaison covering an alien invasion of Earth and helping to recruit soldiers to the cause…mostly to avoid being shipped off to battle himself. On the eve of a…
Smug Cruise, stupid Cruise, needy Cruise, awesome Cruise. Cage (Tom Cruise) is a military media liaison covering an alien invasion of Earth and helping to recruit soldiers to the cause...mostly to ...
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Pretty good, but a little tweaking here and there might have made it great. David (Jonny Weston) is a high school senior science nerd who dreams of getting into MIT. With the help of his sister and two best buds, he gets admitted – but with a scholarship…
Pretty good, but a little tweaking here and there might have made it great. David (Jonny Weston) is a high school senior science nerd who dreams of getting into MIT. With the help of his sister and...
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Occupation
Reaping and critquing.
Skills
Reaping, critiquing, stalking.
Employment
  • Eternal Infinity Forever
    Wrath of God, present
    Reaping the souls of the living at their time of death.
  • MovieCrypt.com
    Horror Host, 1998 - present
    Film critique.
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Currently
Houston, TX, United States
Previously
Jacksonville, FL, United States
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A horror lover's reviews of all genres of movies. Reaping and critiquing thrillers, chillers, and killers.
Introduction
My name is Grim D. Reaper (Death is my middle name), host for MovieCrypt.com and an internationally recognized celebrity with my likeness used in hundreds of films.

When I’m not reaping your souls, I’m critiquing your films. Just like you, I demand to be entertained, which is why I prefer thrillers, chillers, and killers. So if you forget everything else, remember this: film critique isn’t dead until I SAY it is.
Bragging rights
I eventually meet everybody.
Education
  • Divine Providence
    Human Resources
    Stalking, Reaping, Soul Collection, Waiting Forever
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Gender
Decline to State
Other names
Angel of Death, Ghost of Christmas Future, Wrath of God, Father Time