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Grim D. Reaper
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Review: 'Trainwreck' (a raunchy R-rated rom-com by one wily wanton woman)

What do you call a female philanderer? There really should be a word for that. As children, little Amy and Nikki got an earful from their dad (Colin Quinn) about the horrors of monogamy, a lesson Amy (Amy Schumer) has held to as a grown up. While her…
What do you call a female philanderer? There really should be a word for that. As children, little Amy and Nikki got an earful from their dad (Colin Quinn) about the horrors of monogamy, a lesson A...
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You will believe that a man can ant. Fresh out of prison after serving a sentence for a modern-day Robin Hood re-distribution of digital wealth, Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) tries to make a clean break from crime to earn visitation rights to his daughter from…
You will believe that a man can ant. Fresh out of prison after serving a sentence for a modern-day Robin Hood re-distribution of digital wealth, Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) tries to make a clean break f...
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Review: 'Inside Out' (psych 101 infotainment)

Your emotions…hilariously personified. After Joy (Amy Poehler) appears in the mind of a newborn named Riley (Kaitlyn Dias), it isn’t long before another emotion appears: Sadness (Phyllis Smith). As little Riley grows up, more emotions appear: Fear (Bill…
Your emotions...hilariously personified. After Joy (Amy Poehler) appears in the mind of a newborn named Riley (Kaitlyn Dias), it isn't long before another emotion appears: Sadness (Phyllis Smith). ...
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Is Christopher Nolan becoming the new M. Night Shyamalan? Dust storms sweeping across the midplains are choking off civilization as crops are going extinct in a global blight. In this doomed future world, government education is pushing for more farmers…
Is Christopher Nolan becoming the new M. Night Shyamalan? Dust storms sweeping across the midplains are choking off civilization as crops are going extinct in a global blight. In this doomed future...
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Rescue dad to the rescue. Investigating a way to better predict earthquakes, a CalTech professor (Paul Giamatti) finds out his new technology works very well when the Hoover Dam collapses. Unfortunately, his new data is predicting a massive earthquake…
Rescue dad to the rescue. Investigating a way to better predict earthquakes, a CalTech professor (Paul Giamatti) finds out his new technology works very well when the Hoover Dam collapses. Unfortun...
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Kevin A. Ranson – Creator, Writer, Critic May 22-25, 2015: Writer guest (confirmed) at Comicpalooza in Houston, Texas and representing MovieCrypt.com. He’ll be on the following panels if you’re in any way entertained by who he is and are so inclined to…
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Ever wonder where those goggle-eyed Twinkies dressed in coveralls came from? Too bad; you’re finding out anyway. Since the beginning of the world, Minions have existed. The male-ish creatures are driven to serve the biggest, baddest villain they can find…
Ever wonder where those goggle-eyed Twinkies dressed in coveralls came from? Too bad; you're finding out anyway. Since the beginning of the world, Minions have existed. The male-ish creatures are d...
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All the shaky cam and low battery signals you could want in yet another found-footage film. In 1993, a Nebraska high school put on a stage play involving a hanging…so, of course, one of the students is actually killed by (wait for it) hanging. Two decades…
All the shaky cam and low battery signals you could want in yet another found-footage film. In 1993, a Nebraska high school put on a stage play involving a hanging...so, of course, one of the stude...
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Critics seem to hate it while audiences mostly approve…but why? WARNING: minor spoilers herein, but little more than you’ve seen in the final trailers. The year is 2029, and the war against the machines is all but over. Using future knowledge provided by…
Critics seem to hate it while audiences mostly approve...but why? WARNING: minor spoilers herein, but little more than you've seen in the final trailers. The year is 2029, and the war against the m...
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Review: 'Mad Max: Fury Road' (or 'Mad Maxine: Furiosa Road')

This is what happens when the creator of the end-of-the-world car-wars movie decides to reinvent his own genre. In an apocalyptic wasteland, Max (Tom Hardy) is haunted by the faces of people begging to be saved, presumably because he failed to do so or…
This is what happens when the creator of the end-of-the-world car-wars movie decides to reinvent his own genre. In an apocalyptic wasteland, Max (Tom Hardy) is haunted by the faces of people beggin...
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Underdeveloped characters and a meandering middle act culminates into the ending we want to see, but is it worth the 3D ticket and a OMG super-theater sound system? Hells yeah. After the famous failure of John Hammond’s dinosaur park, the realization of…
Underdeveloped characters and a meandering middle act culminates into the ending we want to see, but is it worth the 3D ticket and a OMG super-theater sound system? Hells yeah. After the famous fai...
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A real-time technological/paranormal twist on the found-footage concept. On the anniversary of the suicide of her friend Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman), high school senior Blaire (Shelley Hennig) recalls that fateful night by watching a video of the…
A real-time technological/paranormal twist on the found-footage concept. On the anniversary of the suicide of her friend Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman), high school senior Blaire (Shelley Hennig) r...
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Occupation
Reaping and critquing.
Skills
Reaping, critiquing, stalking.
Employment
  • Eternal Infinity Forever
    Wrath of God, present
    Reaping the souls of the living at their time of death.
  • MovieCrypt.com
    Horror Host, 1998 - present
    Film critique.
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Currently
Houston, TX, United States
Previously
Jacksonville, FL, United States
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A horror lover's reviews of all genres of movies. Reaping and critiquing thrillers, chillers, and killers.
Introduction
My name is Grim D. Reaper (Death is my middle name), host for MovieCrypt.com and an internationally recognized celebrity with my likeness used in hundreds of films.

When I’m not reaping your souls, I’m critiquing your films. Just like you, I demand to be entertained, which is why I prefer thrillers, chillers, and killers. So if you forget everything else, remember this: film critique isn’t dead until I SAY it is.
Bragging rights
I eventually meet everybody.
Education
  • Divine Providence
    Human Resources
    Stalking, Reaping, Soul Collection, Waiting Forever
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Gender
Decline to State
Other names
Angel of Death, Ghost of Christmas Future, Wrath of God, Father Time