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Grim D. Reaper
Works at Eternal Infinity Forever
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Lives in Houston, TX, United States
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Where overly heroic heroes and needlessly futuristic gadgets always save the day. Well, okay, mostly. After rescuing the last survivor of an alien race of weapon-making molten men, Captain Matt Mercury (Matt Lavine) of the Rocket Rangers learns that Earth…
Where overly heroic heroes and needlessly futuristic gadgets always save the day. Well, okay, mostly. After rescuing the last survivor of an alien race of weapon-making molten men, Captain Matt Mer...
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Review: 'Edge of Tomorrow' (the action-packed sci-fi blockbuster you didn't watch)

Smug Cruise, stupid Cruise, needy Cruise, awesome Cruise. Cage (Tom Cruise) is a military media liaison covering an alien invasion of Earth and helping to recruit soldiers to the cause…mostly to avoid being shipped off to battle himself. On the eve of a…
Smug Cruise, stupid Cruise, needy Cruise, awesome Cruise. Cage (Tom Cruise) is a military media liaison covering an alien invasion of Earth and helping to recruit soldiers to the cause...mostly to ...
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Pretty good, but a little tweaking here and there might have made it great. David (Jonny Weston) is a high school senior science nerd who dreams of getting into MIT. With the help of his sister and two best buds, he gets admitted – but with a scholarship…
Pretty good, but a little tweaking here and there might have made it great. David (Jonny Weston) is a high school senior science nerd who dreams of getting into MIT. With the help of his sister and...
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Review: 'Birdman: or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance' (or Why Audiences Probably Won't Enjoy This)

The mid-life crisis of an actor using a fantasy element that confuses the heck out of people. Reggin (Michael Keaton) is taking his shot on Broadway with a play he’s adapted, directed, and produced. All the money he has left in the world is tied up in…
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Review: 'Hot Tub Time Machine 2' (No. Just...No.)

Remember how bad you thought the original movie was going to be? That. After altering the course of human history with his knowledge of the future, Lou (Rob Corddry) has made billions but still acts like a jerk. His son Jacob (Clark Duke) is going…
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Fifty Spades of Grim (A Spoof of You-Know-What) - All the disturbs...two hours shorter.
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Review: 'It Follows' (an audio/visual throwback with a new take on evil)

Pat Benetar was right, but what ELSE are you going to use as a weapon? Jay (Maika Monroe) is a pretty young woman residing in Detroit dating a mysterious new local guy named Hugh (Jake Weary). On the night after they have sex for the first time, Hugh…
Pat Benetar was right, but what ELSE are you going to use as a weapon? Jay (Maika Monroe) is a pretty young woman residing in Detroit dating a mysterious new local guy named Hugh (Jake Weary). On t...
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Review: 'Divergent' (dystopia-ish faction-y grrl power)

It feels like The Hunger Games light, but it’s better than the screen-version of The Mortal Instruments. In a futuristic, post-something-or-another world that looks like Chicago-After-People, skyscrapers that are two-centuries old inexplicably don’t fall…
It feels like The Hunger Games light, but it's better than the screen-version of The Mortal Instruments. In a futuristic, post-something-or-another world that looks like Chicago-After-People, skysc...
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RoboCop fused with Short Circuit reimagined as a prequel to The Road Warrior. In the near future, violent crime in Johannesburg, South Africa has skyrocketed. With law enforcement overwhelmed, the city turns to a robotics company, deploying “scouts” to…
RoboCop fused with Short Circuit reimagined as a prequel to The Road Warrior. In the near future, violent crime in Johannesburg, South Africa has skyrocketed. With law enforcement overwhelmed, the ...
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Review: 'The Lazarus Effect' (

Flatliners plus (choose ONE) A: Hollow Man, B: Lawnmower Man, C: Lucy. After a scientist named Zoe (Olivia Wilde) theorizes a serum to regenerate disconnected brain tissue when stimulated electrically, her fiance Frank (Mark Duplass) puts their marriage…
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All the disturbs…two hours shorter and less the price of a movie ticket.
All the disturbs...two hours shorter and less the price of a movie ticket.
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Just in time for Anti-Valentine’s Day: Heartbreak Pizza by Kimmie Chameleon! Enjoy.
Just in time for Anti-Valentine's Day: Heartbreak Pizza by Kimmie Chameleon! Enjoy.
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Occupation
Reaping and critquing.
Skills
Reaping, critiquing, stalking.
Employment
  • Eternal Infinity Forever
    Wrath of God, present
    Reaping the souls of the living at their time of death.
  • MovieCrypt.com
    Horror Host, 1998 - present
    Film critique.
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Currently
Houston, TX, United States
Previously
Jacksonville, FL, United States
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A horror lover's reviews of all genres of movies. Reaping and critiquing thrillers, chillers, and killers.
Introduction
My name is Grim D. Reaper (Death is my middle name), host for MovieCrypt.com and an internationally recognized celebrity with my likeness used in hundreds of films.

When I’m not reaping your souls, I’m critiquing your films. Just like you, I demand to be entertained, which is why I prefer thrillers, chillers, and killers. So if you forget everything else, remember this: film critique isn’t dead until I SAY it is.
Bragging rights
I eventually meet everybody.
Education
  • Divine Providence
    Human Resources
    Stalking, Reaping, Soul Collection, Waiting Forever
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Other names
Angel of Death, Ghost of Christmas Future, Wrath of God, Father Time
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