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How the fuck do morons like this get elected?
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+Damian Trasler​ BWAHAHAHA! That meme cracks me the phuck up!
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Hey guys, if you haven't seen +H.N. James​' photography, you should check it out and, if you've the cash, and the will, support her Patreon campaign. She's good people.

And totally not a Cylon.
 
It's aliiiiiiiive!

It's finally here - today is Launch Day for my Patreon page. There's even a video where I talk like a dork and ask for your support. For just $1 a month you can see all the behind-the-scenes stuff - yes, even MORE than I post about on G+!

Visit just for the video, even if you don't have spare change to rub together - I totally get it. Feel free to share with your friends and pass the message along.

Thanks so much for all of your comments, plusses, and support of my work. It means a whole lot to me.

Special thanks go out to +Charles C. Dowd for answering a tech question from an internet stranger today and helping me to FINALLY make this happen. You have a good heart, sir.
Patreon is empowering a new generation of creators. Support and engage with artists and creators as they live out their passions!
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We're all Cylons.
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Hey, anyone else get a little pissed off reading this?

#CleanReader

If you want to read my books without all the profanity, you don't want to read my books.

And mind you, I haven't published anything with all that much profanity.

But now...well, I'm thinking...
  There exists a new app called Clean Reader. The function of Clean Reader is to scrub the profanity from e-books. Their tagline: "Read books. Not profanity." You can dial in how much of the p...
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The attitude of 'the presence of profanity or stigmatized words = bad writing' also ignores what the profanity and stigmatized words do. I see them most often as emotional intensifiers; the Huck example shows one as a class marker.

I would agree that some writers overuse them, but then, we all have our bad habits, and one such is ignoring the tools of the trade. Choosing not to use something is not the same as refusing to use something, and the nuance in meaning matters. It can make the difference between good writing... and merely adequate writing.

YMMV.
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I was cleaning out the car yesterday and I got a little scrape on the side of my finger.

This is a complete non-entity so far as bodily injuries go.

Except.

It is in the exact spot on the side of my finger that I use to push my glasses up my nose.

Prior to this, I didn't know there was a precise spot, let alone that it was on the side of my finger, that I use to push my glasses up. But now, because the thing is a complete non entity, I don't even feel it, forget it is even there, until I need to push my glasses up, then ouch, then I forget about it by the next time I have to push my glasses up.

Very annoying.
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+Gregory Lynn​ hope the non entity heals up soon. 
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Just watched #TheFlash.

What did I just see?

That happened. Then that happened. Then that happened.

Then that happened.
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My wife cooks a mean bird.
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The reason there was never a sequel is because the team took a wonderful comic and made an abysmal movie.
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I have a remarkable urge to make a documentary.

If I lie down, will it go away?
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On what topic? Alien abductions? Cava (is that the right word?) abuse? Chicks getting omni-wedgies when the do implausible hallway gymnastics???
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So I decided to get a bit ranty about the whole Clean Reader thing.

Spoiler alert, I think the mindset behind the idea is terrible.

Also, I use the N word here in a reference to Huckleberry Finn to point out that changing words changes the story.

#CleanReader  
The fact of the matter is, you've already lost, you just don't know it yet. Let's be perfectly clear. The mindset behind an app that cleans the naughty words from books is the same as the mindset behind climate change denial and pray-away-the-gay programs. It assumes that if you just pretend ...
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The only way to get around it is to read the dedicated feeds at the individual circle level.
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Guys, this is good stuff. If you like good stuff, get it and read it.
 
Episode Three of my serial novel THE MINUS FACTION releases next month. Ahead of that -- and on the theory that if I don't tell you, you don't know -- Episode One is free for a time on most major online retailers.

Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00M7KRU0Y/

Apple:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/minus-faction-episode-one/id907959470?mt=11&uo=4

Google Play:
https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Rick_Wayne_The_Minus_Faction_Episode_One?id=26EZBAAAQBAJ

Barnes & Noble:
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-minus-faction-episode-one-rick-wayne/1120110884?ean=9781500614317

Here is the intro:

The trick to walking around in someone else’s body is not getting caught.

That doesn’t mean you have to hide. You can walk down the street in broad daylight; you just have to give people a plausible reason why the man in the hoodie and sunglasses is not their old friend Jeff who’s been in a coma for six months — Jeff had dark hair and no mustache — and people will assume it’s just someone who looks like Jeff. If they notice at all.

The trick to busting up a drug den, on the other hand, is not getting shot.

On a warm Saturday in May, John Regent failed at both.

According to the army, the trick to surviving a gunshot wound is to stop the bleeding and get immediate medical attention. That means keeping still and putting pressure on the wound. That’s what they teach in basic training, and it’s true. As far as it goes.

But then, people who are scared and angry enough to shoot other people tend to keep shooting, so the real trick to surviving a gunshot wound is to keep moving and not go into shock. The best way to avoid shock is prior inoculation: being shot before, preferably multiple times.

Luckily for his host, John Regent had been shot before. He’d been trained for it. In fact, it was in training where he took his second bullet. Not basic training. Not Ranger training. Not even Special Forces training, although they feigned it.

It was after that, at the training that had no name for a unit that had no insignia. The training that had no manual, no base of operations, no weekends or holidays. The training where John had been drugged and blindfolded, shot through the arm by his instructors, dumped from a helicopter, and told to find his way through the swamp without a map or compass or anything. “Oh,” they had said, “and there are guys on the ground hunting you. With dogs.”

It wasn’t until the clouds parted a few hours later that John saw the stars and realized he wasn’t even on the same hemisphere anymore, let alone the same continent.

That was Day One of the training that didn’t exist. Things got progressively harder from there.

But John survived. And he learned. All kinds of things. He learned that the first trick to hostage rescue is getting inside. Standing on his borrowed legs, bleeding against the door frame of some asshole’s second floor apartment, John was already inside.

See? he told himself. Stop complaining. Hard part is already over.

Of course, it helped that when he hitched, when he was in someone else’s body, John Regent could control the pain. And the fear. And the doubt. All the tricks your genes use to keep themselves alive. Riding someone else’s bones, John was in total control like he never was, like no one ever was, in their own skin.

The trick to disarming someone is making them want to drop their weapon. There are several ways, but if you’re reasonably sure your target hasn’t seen combat — this kid looks like a tool, John thought, with that bandanna so low he can barely see — then a firm strike to the top of the forearm usually does the trick. You know the place: where the skin runs thin over the bone and good whack sends a shock of pain to the hand. It’s a reflex, like dropping a scalding hot pan. You can force yourself to hold tight, but only if you know what’s coming. And only if you can take it.

That takes more than training. It takes experience, knowing what to expect, partially from the pain, but mostly from yourself.

That’s the trick to heavy combat. Knowing yourself. You feel things in war people never should: the spasms of skin in your fingers as you strangle a stranger before he strangles you, the cold lightning of a knife in the back, the splatter of warm red mist across your face as a chunk of your buddy explodes in front of you—or if you’re very unlucky, a chunk of yourself.
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I'm about halfway through Libbie Hawker's new book on outlining and I am 99% convinced it's going to make half my writing library obsolete.
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+Derrick Sanders​ Yep

+Julia Stevenson​ Because most of the writing books I have concentrate more on what a book should look like when it's done and this one concentrates on how to get there.
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How the hell did it get to be four-thirty already?
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I write stuff. Maybe you'll like it.
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In first grade, my teacher asked the kids to vote on what book she was going to read to us during story time. I raised my hand for one thing. The entire rest of the class raised their hand for The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe.

I have been holding minority opinions and reading fantasy stories ever since.
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I survived the Blizzard of '78 with the most awesome snow forts ever.
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