Profile cover photo
Profile photo
Greg Percifield
690 followers
690 followers
About
Posts

Post has attachment
Did Caitlyn Jenner Deserve The Courage Award?

The other day, I came across a friend’s Facebook post, in which he was arguing with someone about the courage of Caitlyn Jenner.  What is courage?  Was coming out courageous?  There was strong opposition to the idea that it was a courageous act.  One person even said, “So what?  This is the 21st century.  Everyone in America has come out of the closet.”  I wholeheartedly disagree, and feel that Caitlyn is extremely courageous.  Ready why:

http://www.gregpercifield.com/was-brucecaitlyn-jenner-brave/

#caitlynjenner #courage #lgbt #transgender  

Post has attachment
A First Go At Selling Art On eBay

Honestly, I've never had any luck with eBay... Primarily, because I think I just don't know how to use it well.

Now I've found that I have a piece of art that is valued at well over $2,500.  What do I do?  How can I sell this?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/221777303181?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

#ebay #forsale #lebadang #ebay  

Post has shared content
Might have to get this for my Dad, lol!
Can't Think Of That Perfect Christmas Gift?

Sure, Christmas has come and gone, but there might still be a late party that you have to attend.  And maybe you are wondering to yourself, "What in the world can I get?"

We have you covered!  When all the sentimental ideas have already been taken.  Be the funny one, and surprise your guests with Poo-Pourri.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY

Post has shared content
This is funny.  There's no nudity.
It's Not What You Think... Just Watch

I can't even say what happens, but trust me you'll be surprised, and hopefully laughing, as well.  There is no nudity in this video.

Post has shared content
Haha!  Snoop gets involved with everything!  I don't think any country music artists are disappointed to see him... well unless he won a country music award.
What? Nashville Chooses Snoop Dogg Over Country?

There is a catch.  Keep reading to find out how it happened...

We recently made our debut visit to the +Nashville Airport Marriott for a dueling piano show. 

We had a great time, and had time for a real short visit to the Country Music Hall Of Fame Museum.

But by the end of the night, instead of getting requests for Johnny Cash or Elvis, there seemed to be a lot of enthusiasm towards Snoop Dogg.

Read about our trip to Nashville, and see some of the pictures we took from the museum.  We can't wait to go back!

http://www.felixandfingers.com/nashville-airport-marriott-conference-chooses-snoop-dogg/

We are available for weddings, corporate events, private parties, and more!

#nashville #duelingpianos #corporateevents  
Photo

Post has shared content
The Ozarks are a great escape for anyone staying in the midwest.
A Tan-A-Tar Resort Wedding

This #lakeoftheozarks  resort is a beautiful setting for a #wedding   at any time of year.  Read about our #duelingpiano  wedding fun ...
http://www.felixandfingers.com/tan-tar-a-resort-wedding-lake-ozarks/
Photo

THE DRAG QUEEN CONNECTION
(Sung to the melody from "The Rainbow Connection")

(Have a guy put on a wig. Ask him his first pet's name.
That's his new drag queen name!)

Why are there so many songs about drag queens,
and what's on the other side?
(Drag Name) is a drag queen,
Can you see the illusion?
There's something he's trying to hide
(Drag Name) got engaged, and at the wedding,
there was no groom, but two brides
That's how I found out
I made the connection--
(Drag Name) is a cross-dressing queen!
Maybe we'll get some,
The Drag Queen Connection,
with (drag name), the drag queen, and me...

DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN FOR ME
(Sung to the melody from "She's Always A Woman To Me")

Your friends are all saying you're now dating girls
You've given up dresses, the pumps, and the pearls
I hope you're the man now that you long to be
But I remember the time when you dressed like a woman for me

I remember those ribbons and bows through your hair
Those teddys, those tassles, that French underwear
I hope you're the man now that you long to be
But I get misty-eyed when I think of the times
when you dressed like a woman for me

ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEINIE

(Sung to melody from "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini")

He was afraid to come out of the water,
He was afraid everybody would stare,
'cause (guy's name) doesn't have much to begin with,
and the cold water makes it disappear

[chorus]
He's got an itsy bitsy, teenie weeny, little
pecker for a weenie,
and that's when it's fully erect
He's got an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie
It's like a piece of cooked linguini,
And you can't see it when it's wet!

He had a date with a (town) hooker,
and they both started messin' around
When she reached out to grab his salami,
vienna sausage was all that she found

[chorus]
He's got an itsy bitsy, teenie weeny, little
pecker for a weenie,
and that's when it's fully erect
He's got an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie
It disappears just like Houdini,
And you can't see it when it's wet!
Wait while more posts are being loaded