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Glenn Hoeppner
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I found this in with my seven year olds homework. Pie?
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but she will hold a Trantula!
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Which ones are you gonna get?
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I want a mint edition of the comic made by LensCrafters that was on the Simpsons.
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I found this on the floor after waking up from a nap.
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Has one of your daughters been talking to Isobel?
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OOH!!!
Smoking Man, time to light another cigarette.
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I finally had a chance to work with SQL Azure a little bit this week. Some of the differences between it and SQL Server are odd. Does anyone know why you can't set a fillfactor for an index? I have a guess that it might have something to do with the fact that the physical storage of indexes are completely out of your control.
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This was the ride I worked on at Cedar Point. I was working unload when this happened. It was an interesting day to say the least.
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I'm still waiting for Betty vs Veronica on Ultimate Surrender's website.
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Since upgrading to 10.10.3 my iPhone has started ringing through to my mid-2010 27" iMac. It never worked before because my iMac predates Bluetooth 4. They must have changed the requirements in their implementation. Anyone else notice this?
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I had to log out of iCloud and log back in to get it to work on my 09 iMac. It didn't catch the first time. It's weird stuff. 
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For those of you now able to access HBO Go, I would recommend The Wire (getting older now) and The Newsroom. I wrapped up season 2 of The Wire a few weeks ago and stopped to catch up on some of my DVR recordings which included season 3 of The Newsroom, I'm sad this was only a three season show.
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Gmail has been automatically adding contacts for me for years and screwing them up all along. Now they have a redesigned Contacts app that will let me fix them.
https://contacts.google.com/preview/
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Someone's a bit behind on their #MSDN reading.
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This is the type of genius home repair I have to clean up after at my house.
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You'd think my oldest son Eric did that.  :)
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"I'm a white male aged 18 to 49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

Seriously though, I don't believe in putting up a bunch of personal details for the world to see.

I'm funny in a sarcastic kind of way, unless I'm commenting on your posts, then I'm probably an asshole in a sarcastic kind of way.
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Lansing, MI
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Saginaw, MI - Sandusky, OH - Lansing, MI - Hemlock, MI - Freeland, MI - Mt. Pleasant, MI - Wixom, MI - Novi, MI - Indian River, MI
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I keep coming back for more. Great bar food and reasonable drink prices. They have the best wet burrito in the Lansing area. I know a lot of people like the pizza, and I used to also, but either my tastes changed or their pizza changed because now I think it's too much on the greasy side.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Home of the $19.95 oil change. Except it's not really $19.95 and probably not worth it. About a year ago as my favorite oil change place's price started approaching $40 I decided to start looking for a new oil change place. Kia of Lansing advertised $19.95 oil changes. So I started going here instead. Two things immediately disappointed me, the advertised price did not include taxes and environmental fees, and they also charged my an additional $2 for the filter on my car -- a 2010 4 cyl. Malibu. My out-the-door price was closer to $28, and it took about 40 minutes for them to perform the oil change. Still, this was $12 in my pocket and their waiting area has WiFi so I could just work while I waited. This week I went for an oil change thinking it would take the usual 40 minutes and I was in the waiting area for two hours and fifteen minutes! Given that I had an appointment this was unacceptable. At no point did anyone come out and explain what was taking so long, nor did they apologize for the length of time when I checked out. It's not worth it to save $12.
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Quality: Very GoodAppeal: Very GoodService: Poor - Fair
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
I'm in Chicago on business and am staying at the Marriott which is adjacent to Gino's. I saw the reviews on Google and thought it'd be worth the risk. I ordered a deep dish pizza and was told by the waitress that it takes 25-35 minutes to cook a deep dish - no big deal. 30 minutes later, the waitress came back and said she screwed up my "no mushrooms" order and I'd have to wait another 20 minutes while the cooks "rushed" another pizza for me. I wasn't happy, but I didn't have anything else to do. The manager came out and gave me a 50% discount on my meal - and trying to make it right goes a long way in my book. When I finally got the pizza, I'm happy to report that it was definitely among the better pizza that I've had. There's probably better Chicago Style pizza out there, but if you're just visiting town, I think you'd have a good experience here provided you have enough time to wait for your food. Oh, one other thing. When I ordered my drink I asked the waitress if they had any "local brews" on tap. She tried to tell me that Miller Genuine Draft was a local brew. ;)
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Public - 7 years ago
reviewed 7 years ago
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I'm staying at the Marriott across the street from Al's Beef. There are limited places to eat within walking distance so I gave this place a shot. I ordered a salami, mozzarella and roasted pepper sandwich with a side of fries. I was thinking this would be a hot sub kinda like Quizznos. Maybe it's my fault for not asking first, but it was a cold sandwich. There was hardly any salami on it, and it had freakin' gigantic pieces of the squishy-soft form of mozzarella. I took two bites and I just couldn't take it...not at all what I would ever expect out of a sandwich. I thought I'd be able to make a meal out of the fries, but they were greasy. And I'm not talking about the awesome slice of pizza with lots of oozing cheese greasy, but the it's-so-soggy-I-could-wring-out-a-teaspoon-of-oil greasy. I took my full tray to the trash bin and threw out my meal, and I haven't done that since trying to choke down the crap in the college dorm rooms. I would never try to eat here again.
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reviewed 7 years ago