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Gerard van Schip
Works at Gerard van Schip Consultancy
Attended School voor de Grafische vakken
Lives in Chiba Prefecture, Japan
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Our eyes are dirty little liers!
 
Fool me once shame on me fool me twice. ...I won't be fooled again. ...
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You + You = You
There can only be one *You*

_True love ;)_
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I think me and the kids have watched this at least 50 times and it's STILL funny!
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+Gerard van Schip  +1 haha
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I always wondered how these things worked on Facebook. You know the ones where some kid at deaths door is on the photo with the request for likes. Now we know.
 
Don't think those likes are  unimportant... remember, every single one of them is working for the good of someone.... somewhere.
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When I read stuff like this I always Google it. Turns out they mixed up two facts. While the Grand Station has a whopping 120 mrem it's The US Capitol Building in Washington DC that would fail the nuclear power plant test.
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I understood that, just thought it was funny.
We have our problems with our Assembly, too. eheh
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Oh I do love a good punch line.
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I'm surprised.
I would never tell that story, +John Mitchell .
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Reading this makes me so so happy I no longer live in the UK.
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While this is very cool from a science perspective I can't help but think about the hundreds of ants killed for each "artwork".
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their is estamated 321,035,624,829,901,000 ants in the world. their are 7,227,014,817 ( subject to change every minute ) people in the world. killing a small fraction of the ants isn't wrong, besides it's for science, and i bet you kill ants in your house.
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I think me and the kids have watched this at least 50 times and it's STILL funny!
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We don't want the contents of your porn folder +Gerard van Schip!
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This indeed would be hilarious. How much time would one have to do for a high speed chase?
 
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You would get shot afterwards, so not so may are willing to do that :P
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Thought of you when I saw this +Gordz Murphy ;)
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heheheehehehehehehe.....
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Work
Occupation
IT consultancy, tech support, Social Media Consultancy and some English teaching
Skills
Information technology, light web coding, Apple tech support, some Windows, Linux and server tech support, fluent in Dutch and English, able to understand German fluently but very rusty at speaking it, learning Japanese
Employment
  • Gerard van Schip Consultancy
    IT Consultant, 2011 - present
  • MR Systems
    IT Consultant, 2010 - 2011
  • New Edge + The Brewery
    IT Manager, 2003 - 2011
  • Cordiant Communication
    IT Manager, 2001 - 2003
    Responsible for the Macintosh side of IT which included roughly 300 users spread over several offices.
  • Mediasurface
    Websites Manager, 1999 - 2001
    Responsible for the Intranet, Extranet and Internet websites.
  • Silicon Heart
    Tech Support, 1998 - 1999
  • TAOS
    Mac Engineer, 1993 - 1994
  • MacScan Holland BV
    Scanner operator, 1992 - 1992
  • A&D Holland BV
    Graphic Designer, 1991 - 1992
  • Apple Inc.
    Teamleader, 1995 - 1998
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Currently
Chiba Prefecture, Japan
Previously
Richmond Upon Thames - Catford - London - Slough - Nieuwegein - Utrecht
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A multilingual technology consultant, born in The Netherlands, worked in London and now living in Japan.
Introduction
I keep procastinating what to write here so I thought I would write a few points on things I care about bullet points
  • technology, all of it, if it eats electricity chances are I like to play with it
  • Apple, the technology company, I also like IBM, SGI and some others but Apple is my main intrest
  • the 3 main abrahamic religions, judaism, christianity and islam. I think as they currently stand they are a dirty stain on humanity and if we are to progress upwards in our evolution as a species it needs to radically change or simply be removed
  • The Netherlands, United Kingdom and Japan, the countries I have called my home
  • humanism, you know, be good to your fellow human beings, for no other reason than it being the right thing to do, no gods with rewards or punishment required
  • fairness to all, we are all human beings and deserve to be treated humane, regardless of gender, race, age, appearance. As such I rejoice in victories of the suppressed, be it  females, Gay, Bi, Lesbian, Transgender or people of the various races
Background
Just a little history on myself. I was born in Utrecht, Holland way back in 1971, attended a school for the print industry where I encountered the first Macintoshes back in 1985, that pretty much changed my life as I was convinced at that point that computers were the way forward. Seeing that teachers did not agree I left school. Then while working for Apple Benelux I was told I was fired due to them outsourcing my job to the UK who then hired me back at almost 3 times my salary as they could not find qualified Dutch speakers on their little island, thats how I ended up in London where I worked first for Apple and then as IT Manager for several global design firms, ending in one of my best jobs ever with MR Systems, not because they paid well but because they really cared for their clients and are basically a bunch of swell guys, sadly it was not too last. My wife wanted to move back to Japan as she thought it would be a better place for the kids, now living here I have to agree.

Might elaborate on some points later, im not a big writer ;)
Bragging rights
At age 40 I decided to throw my 17 year career in technology down the drain to follow the love of my life to Japan and become a full time dad, living with in-laws I cant talk to ;)
Education
  • School voor de Grafische vakken
    Publishing Industry, 1985 - 1991
  • De Regenboog
    1985
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Looking for
Friends, Networking
Birthday
October 20
Relationship
Married
Other names
Wilhelmus Gerardus van Schip, WG van Schip, Gérard van Schip, Skippy, puckman, macman71, macotaku, dıɥɔs uɐʌ pɹɐɹǝƃ
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