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Gerald W. Linnenbringer
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Offering honest, affordable legal services. Specializing in uncontested divorces throughout Missouri.
Offering honest, affordable legal services. Specializing in uncontested divorces throughout Missouri.

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The legality of same-sex marriages means that all citizens now have an equal right to enjoy the uncontested divorce services provided by Linnenbringer Law!  Contact me today to get your same-sex uncontested divorce moving towards a fast and affordable resolution.

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Ever wonder where the inspiration for some of Lil' Jerry's adventures originate?  No?  I guess this was a big waste of time then.  

The +Linnenbringer Law Firm proudly presents the 2014 Uncontested Divorce Pre-Photoshop Year in Review.  A big shoutout to the artists with actual talent for providing the backdrops that allow Lil' Jerry to shine.  And to those artists I also say, don't sue me.
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The final tally is in!  In 2014, I filed a total of 342 uncontested divorces.  You may think it takes a small army to handle that sort of volume, but it really only takes a seven-day work week and a staunch commitment to ignoring the warning signs of one's own declining health.

High retainers and hourly billing?  You'll find plenty of both at most family law firms.  And when those traditional family law attorneys tell me that providing affordable, flat-fee uncontested divorce representation is nothing short of madness, I quickly remind my colleagues, before propelling them into a bottomless pit with a kick to the midsection, that...

THIS IS +Linnenbringer Law Firm!!!!
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Over at the +Linnenbringer Law Firm, customer service doesn't take a holiday.  Even in the excitement of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Festivus, eight clients had their uncontested divorce finalized this week, all on the very first day after the mandatory 30-day waiting period ended.  It's truly a Christmas miracle!
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Unlike the +Discovery Channel this past Sunday, +Linnenbringer Law Firm always delivers as promised.  Contact me today to get your Missouri uncontested divorce started!  #anacondaeatsman  #MissouriUncontestedDivorce
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At long last, yet another blog entry on uncontested divorce in Missouri.

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Completing your uncontested divorce online at www.LinnenbringerLaw.com is certainly easier than trying to figure out something witty to say about teaching a Yeti how to use Linnenbringer Law's online uncontested divorce system.
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You don't need Yoda's impressive 17,700 midi-chlorian count to understand the appeal of a flat-fee uncontested divorce.  Running out and filing a contested divorce without at least conferring with your spouse about the possibility of proceeding with an uncontested divorce can lead to anger.  Then, of course, anger leads to hate.  After that, hate leads to suffering, in the form of an expensive drawn out divorce that may end up benefiting the lawyers more than anyone else. #MissouriUncontestedDivorce   #StarWars  
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Whenever I feel down in the dumps because some folks only provide Plus Ones when they need free traffic ticket representation, I head over to Missouri's unverifiably best Uncontested Divorce F.A.Q. at www.LinnenbringerLaw.com/Missouri-Uncontested-Divorce.html.  The fun examples and casual terminology make reading through the rich, informative content a real treat.  I try to remind myself to stay positive, as I know the Plus Ones will be pouring in next time they've got a speed trap set up on Highway 55. #MissouriUncontestedDivorce   #StLouisDivorceLawyer
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Check out www.LinnenbringerLaw.com/#Missouri-Divorce-Options for a synopsis of my groundbreaking study comparing the options an individual has when choosing how to go about their Missouri divorce.  As you'll see, one would have to be suffering from some intense reefer madness not to realize that an amicable, uncontested divorce through Linnenbringer Law is perhaps the smartest way to dissolve a marriage. #TheChronic   #DrDre   #StLouisDivorceLawyer  
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