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Why Condoms comes in 3,6 and 12 Pack?
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe $ex.”
“Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively. “I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then, who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers. “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “Then, who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March……. ”

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Another Awesome Giveaway

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.

It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning!

Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly
expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status.

Most owners will find it is best to just lease one, and replace it in a few years.

Just to let everyone Know that My Chanel JollySwagman2006 is Gone, along with its Google+ and Mail accounts, due to the fact it was maliciously attacked by someone, and I didnt want it to cause harm to 1/ My Website 2/ Anyone subscribed to 3/ Email account possible misuse of by said malicious attacker.
Also Website security was beefed up to Maximum security levels so there will be No Problems from there, Unfortunately that means that anyone that signed up Has No Access to there logins.
Sorry if this has caused any inconveniences, but whats done is done, 10years down the drain :-(

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This is incredibly Bowie!!

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Sometime you just Feel,,,,,,,,,,Rebel Rebel :-)

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My Version of how to Call Skippy Kangaroo :-)

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