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Georg Tirebiter
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Attended Universi-T of Hawaii, Quang Tri college of death
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Certified fresh from my e-mail:

Good-bye Grandpa
  
A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."
  
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?"
  
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
  
The next day grandpa died.  The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
  
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."
  
The next day the grandmother died.
  
"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."
  
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."
  
He practically went into shock.  He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
  
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.  He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.  Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
  
When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late.  What's the matter?"
  
He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
  
She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me.  This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
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He's the Rodney Dangerfield of this year! Haw! He gets no respect. 
Trump sends his 'errand boy' on home.
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Ah ha ha ha ha he sure is!
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this is what I'm talking about. 
 
There's a door on the 10th floor of the Vox Media office I hate so much. I can never remember which way it opens, and I get it wrong every single time. You probably know one of these terror doors...
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in software we use word Usability meaning, how intuitive design should be.
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Certified fresh from my e-Mail. Looks like the follow-drones are now for sale and are a reality. 

 
America's new toy!!

Throw and Shoot Camera.

20 minutes of overhead tracking photography. Just throw it into the air They are selling at $699.00. Amazing what there is on the horizon.

Golfers, can just throw this camera into the air before you tee-off, and it will record ALL of your great shots.

This technology is bordering on science fiction. It will revolutionize the movie and TV industry and with this equipment, home videos will be more fun to watch.

Lily is the world's first throw-and-shoot camera. It lets anyone create
cinematic footage previously reserved for professional filmmakers.
Lily is waterproof, ultra-portable, and shoots stunning HD pictures and
videos.
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A friend of mine was in on the Kickstarter for this. He's hoping to be able to use it to follow the sailboat we race... See how things look from the air while we tack, and such...
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Went to the Kapolei Costco, though I hadn't been in a Costco store since I started to live alone in 2008. However, since I now live with my daughter's family, I went with her "to look around." We walked up and down the aisles and I saw this shoyu poke with the shoyu on the side with lots of green and white onions. I bought it because the color of the fish looked great. Before leaving the store, we stopped and bought the $1.50 polish sausage with drink and a slice of pepperoni for Max, the 4 year-old grandchild. We couldn't resist opening the poke and mixing the shoyu sauce. It was outstanding! Highly recommend buying it; it costs $16.00 and change. I want to go back and get another 1# tub. 
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Can't let it go to waste. Someone has to do it.
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this is why I can't never leave Hawaii. Where else can I get the poke in these varieties?
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raw cubed tuna prepared with different ingredients. It's a staple in Hawaii. Here's a recent post about it in my stream:
https://plus.google.com/+CaraEvangelista/posts/EhLNBRiQQ2W
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Certified fresh from my E-Mail in-box:

Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golfcart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course,
heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It's John, and I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the
twisted cart.
"John, she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky
robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help
you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on now " Elizabeth insisted.

She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak.

"Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."

After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth.

"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset.

So I'd best go now."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly.

"She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still under the cart, I guess" I said.
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I think you'll have to take a stroke . . . . 
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I've never witnessed such a performance on the basketball court in my life. I'm still hitting my head with a hammer. You do want to celebrate every shot he makes from the phantom zone. 

Don't listen to, or look at, the lame commentary in the top of the site, scroll down and check out the 12 shots he performed one by one. You don't need words. 
A look at each of Stephen Curry's record-tying 3-pointers vs. the Thunder with appropriate reactions for each.
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That last shot to win the game was mind-blowing! 😵
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Certified fresh from my military unit's google group. One of the members of my old unit posted this today. I think it's touching. Pink is one of my fave female rappers from about 10yrs ago. 
What an unforgettable memory for this dad-daughter duo!
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She does have a great voice. Nicely done song with dad as well!
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My two grandkids love talking to Siri! Especially the youngest. 4yr old Max is still mostly in the babbling stage, not clear on his pronunciation. He has to repeat what he wants at least 3X before I understand, as when he asks for "shoes" and means "juice." And Sam is developing a wicked sensayuma. So both of them will take my daughter's iPhone and ask questions of it, to which the only answer Siri can give is "I don't understand the question." Which brings gales of laughter from both kids. They fight over who gets to ask the next incomprehensible question to it. 
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Siri usually responds to me with "Sorry, I can't find old music in your music" when I ask her politely to play all music while driving. I'm no native speaker though. But I'm not totally disappointed since I find the whole situation hilarious as her response is quite similar to those Xzibit memes.
* Just tried with shuffle all the music — works fine.
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What a heckauva game the Panthers are playing! I think Carson Palmer's throwing hand is defective. Yet another interception!
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+SunEagle Cherokee X-Files, 6 new, 2 out in the last weeks, 4 more late Feb and Mar.
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I lived in Kalihi Valley for about 60 years and never saw one. As a kid, I used to climb the mountains and hike the wilds near where the animal was seen. I thought they were more like fairy tales.
He has an electric car, so the noise didn't scare the wallaby away.
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Good-o !
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pretty good at skipping rocks on dry land, and if kicked in the nuts, can yodel.
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In Quang Tri, Vietnam when I was 22yrs old. - Kileen, TX - Fort Ord, CA
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wiseass, often wrong, uncontrollable, laughing, liberal conservative
Introduction
I'm mostly known for skipping rocks on land. also sometimes for skipping friends on important events, purely by mistake. I'm an old retired policeman, since 2001, however, I never lost my talent for goofing off, being a wiseass, or accepting gifts for no return favors.  
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I had the idea of a lobster hospice.
Education
  • Universi-T of Hawaii, Quang Tri college of death
    English, 1965 - 1977
    interrupted in 1969 by 2 years of the Vietnam war, I went back in 1973 and graduated in 1977, going part-time and taking anything I wanted.
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