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All of us who crack wise with pen or brush or breath; we are Charlie.
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Or pixels!  Don't mean to be analog-ist.
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Best seared tuna I've made yet, pre-searing.  About 1/2 cup chopped cilantro, 1/3 cup low-salt tamari, juice of 1 lime, 1 tablespoon palm sugar, 1 grated garlic clove, big pinch of sea salt.  A couple-three hours at room temperature, a strict 120 seconds on each side over medium heat - 

/died
/dead
/went to food heaven and this is what they serve
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Tonight!  Spring rolls with pork and/or shrimp, urap (chopped vegetable salad with lime-leaf/coconut dressing), and the old standby of nyonya-style spicy fried chicken.  Black glutinous rice pudding to follow.  Singapore Slings to accompany.  Library nerd friends, none of whom are nerdy enough to be on G+, will eat while I collapse in the kitchen.

I just cannot make enough Indonesian food.
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Reshared for the happiness of cooking something out of the ordinary.  Smelled so good
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Extracircular food post for those who may want to periodically see some foodie content from me.

Thanks to our incredibly awesome neighbor, coconut-lemongrass razor clam curry.  Razor clams dug this afternoon by him, cooked this evening by me, consumed by my wife and son.  

Because if I ate it I'd be hurling within a half-hour.  Me and bivalves, we don't get along at all.
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This is piled with awesome, except until the end, makes me sad you don't get along with what you just cooked there.

It looks really beautiful +Gary Montgomery !
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Q: Are you classified as human?

A: Negative.  I am a meat popsicle.
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If you ignore the parts that are neanderstal, australopithecus, tetrapod, or rhipsidasian fish, then you could call me human.

I had no choice of the part that is bilateralan
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I don't want to drop hints about Traveler's Hill, but at the same time I can't not share this.  A rough sketch commissioned for the adventure, courtesy of +Jenna Fowler.  Eyes Like Pits Into Hell, +1D Attack (Flee/Drive Off)
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creepy
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And I have a couple quarts of these things just beggin' to be prosciutto-wrapped and broiled.
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Our neighbor's fig tree split three years ago under the weight of the fruit.  Gorilla glue, drywall screws, and rope held it together and it's still kickin' out figs at an amazing rate.
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Dinner! Finger-food for grownups edition. Caught-today Westport spot shrimp, roasted broccoli florets, sticky rice, homemade ponzu.

Those shrimp - holy crap. Like sticks of butter in shells.
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Dear shitheads in Olympia:

I picked up your trash at Yashiro Park, you lazy shitsacks, which was all of fifty feet from a fucking trash can. In closing, I hope you fucking choked on your McShitties.

Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen
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+Patrick Henry Downs  perfect
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Hipster chow: kale and bacon over spicy latkes.

NB I am probably not a hipster.
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I burned my tongue on that once. Ate it before it was cool.
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Phat lewtz from the Hill!  Appalling to think it represents only 4D or so of treasure.
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That horse headed jewel encrusted chalice. I hope it was found in a tomb of Jon of the Lil.

Now with photographic Evidence:

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/821356626.jpg?1384271046
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So much foodporn the past couple of days!  Here's mine.  Apologies in advance to Ogden Nash.

There's no soup that I like morscht
Than a purple vat of borscht
(Although, when I am feeling macho
I'll swill down spicy-hot gazpacho.)
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Today I want to eat freaking everything,
Even if there're crumbs in my bed,
There's nothing in my belly zone,
I'll eat a chicken off the bone,
Cuz today I swear I'm going to eat everything,
Bones, skin and all.
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GIS analyst, map nerd, indulgent dad, gamer, human
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They more or less pay the bills.
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Madu, talkingmeatpile
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"Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be frying something?"
Education
  • Pennsylvania State University
    Master's in GIS, 2008 - 2012
  • Shepherd University
    1992 - 2001