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Looks like the kippers are doing their #BallotMonkeys after the election.
A row erupts at the top of UKIP over Nigel Farage's future, resulting in the departure of two senior advisers.
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Mash on fine form today as expected. Plus a mention for #Holyhead!
NIGEL Farage has resigned as leader of UKIP and been shipped to the island where all Nigels meet their end.
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Only about 30 or so more signatures needed...
We're launching a petition calling for the government to ensure the power to create money is only used in the public interest. Please add your name - it takes just 5 seconds.
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What is your favourite film?
1 That one where Michael Caine kills those little chav bastards.
2 Local Hero or a Richard Curtis-type comedy with sad bits.
3 Koyaanisqatsi and its sequel as a fun double bill.
4 Any On The Buses or Carry On… film, or the uncut version of The Dambusters where the dog has a racist name.

#ukelection #election2015 #LoveMash
THE election is coming, you haven't been listening and are deeply confused about what to do.
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Where are you?

I'm at:
Economic Left/Right: -4.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.54

#election2015 #UK
The Political Compass: a 2-dimensional typology of political opinions
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Economic Left/Right: -4.38 
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.38

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TLDR: something about fish.
A Microsoft study has revealed that the attention span of humans has fallen from 12 seconds in 2000 to eight seconds, mostly due to smartphones.
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I thought #U2 weren't doing #irony anymore...

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Meet the next neo-con Blairite who's setting out his stall to be the next labour leader...
A senior Labour shadow minister asked how to avoid mixing with "trash" on a social networking site for wealthy people.
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I have lived my entire life under governments dominated by either the Labour or the Tory Party. When I was young, there were genuine differences between them... However in the course of my lifetime the political agenda shifted fundamentally to the right ... So even our drinking water had to be privatised, the maintenance grants that had enabled me to go to university were abolished as the very principle of free education was abandoned, the NHS was increasingly given over to private provision and PFI introduced the opportunity for bankers and financiers to take the large majority of the total taxpayers’ money allocated to any public investment project. Council housing was sold off and not replaced. Foreign policy became entirely subservient to the United States and a neo-con model of continued armed attacks on poorer countries abroad...
The political system has quite rightly fallen into disrepute... This is the first election of my lifetime where there is a chance really to give the rotten structure a substantial kick.

#GE2015
I have lived my entire life under governments dominated by either the Labour or the Tory Party. When I was young, there were genuine differences between them – over public ownership of transport, utilities and strategic industries, over the rights of workers in their workplace, over Britain's ...
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Red Dwarf Series XI and XII Announced!
As the entire population of the world obsesses over the birth of a baby in London, 3 million light years away in a substantial space vessel belonging to the Jupiter Mining Corporation, 4 hopeless smegheads prepare for more adventures.
Red Dwarf Series XI and XII
Recording starts late October 2015.
12 new episodes.
Broadcast on Dave in the UK, and no doubt on many other channels globally.
Shed loads of Smeg Ups
Original cast (they couldn't get anyone decent to do it)
Original writer (Doug-Chief of Comedy Police-Naylor)
About 18 kilos of rubber, 12 H's, a lot of hair extensions, sequins, Vindaloo and a new smeg hammer.
#deepjoy  
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My random startup: sackin

Sacking. Everyone talks about it but only the truly cheerful are able to sack day in and day out.
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Your defined new police.

Policey is a different police service that makes it easy to turn your polices into cash.
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