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in da hood be like.
 
Rolling in style
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Insanely epic!
 
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Work in progress, starting my climb back to 85kg. Currently at 76Kg #HardWork #FightingFit #MonkeyMilitia
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If you are a Demon Hunter or a Chevelle fan I strongly suggest to go and buy their latest albums, my god are they Epic! ‪#‎Metal‬ ‪#‎HardRock‬
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My 1st attempt at baking banana bread! 
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Most difficult moment for any fighter is, to accept that you have to rest when injured.
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Priest Stuns Wedding Guests With Unbelievable Performance Of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah".
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Holy Shit that is awesome!
 
Just Getting an Afternoon Workout In

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Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

He lost 33 lbs that week...
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MMA Fighter; Windows Systems Administrator
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Owner of Monkey Militia, MMA Coach and Fighter.
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Respect all...Fear none!

All men die, but not all men live!
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Survived my 1st Cage Fight...and won by TKO, Rookie player of the season SARU TAG Rugby 2013.
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