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I hate that I sang that in my head.
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"Why can't I have a smoker like that..."
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This is the only Star Wars movie I've cared about seeing since TESB.
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+Gary Beltrami No, sorry. Just kidding. LOL
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Pocket is now built into +Mozilla Firefox! Learn more about this exciting new partnership and integration on our blog:
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+Gerard Albert I think it is some televangelist casting out Satan.
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So, um, Batman pissed himself.

What now, fanboys?!
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Clearly making users more productive means providing internet access no matter where they go. According toVentureBeat, the software company is currently developing a cross-platform service that...
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Google already made a pun in the official blog post so I'm just going to let this one be.
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Yeah, if we could get the moderators to follow the posted community rules, that'd be great. If moderators continue posting homophobic slurs, this community is doomed.
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My apologies I ensure you it will be sorted asap. 
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Wait. What? I don't even...
My rules are:
1. If I see posts that I like and I see common interests on your About page, I will circle you back.
2. If I see posts and a filled out About page, but I see nothing that even remotely resembles anything I post/care about, I will simply not circle you back.
3. If I cannot see more than a few posts and/or your About page tells me next to nothing, I will block you.
4. If I see 20 posts that look identical, I will block you and report you for spamming.
5. If you circle me, that will trigger me to go look at your profile.

6. Blueheads will be blocked! If you circle me but do not have a profile picture (I don't care what just not the default bluehead) and/or your About page is not well filled out, then I will block you. No exceptions. Carry on.
My rules are simple, but are enforced.

That said, here is me.
I'm a dude.
I'm a geek dude.
I'm a geek dude dad.
I'm a geek dude daddy dork.
I love to get my geek on, but I'll shorthand it.
Star Trek over Star Wars
Picard over Kirk, but TOS over TNG
Marvel over DC
Model rocketry over model trains
Pancakes over waffles
Movies over films
99% over 1% (the needs of the many...)
Best on TV:
The Walking Dead
Falling Skies
Hell on Wheels
Comic Book Men
USB should be destroyed because, with a 50-50 chance of plugging it in correctly. you never do on the first try.
I post about things I find wicked cool, important to humanity, nerdy development stuff, nerdy math and science stuff, and sometimes my family. And beer. And zombies.
Because with the Zombie Apocalypse, it's not IF but WHEN.
Circle options:
Comic Books
Entertainment (movies, TV, books)
Environment (I am for it)
Geekery (I thought I made up that word)
Math & Science
Model Rocketry
Science Fiction
Software Development
Star Trek
Tech (PC, mobile, gadgets)
And Zombies.

And Beer. Craft beer. IPA.
Animals: dogs, fish, and bearded dragon
I love my dogs (Jack Russell Terrier and a Portuguese Water Dog) and I am a huge aquarium/terrarium nerd (but maybe that's because I am the all-powerful ruler of their universe).

Other weird stuff:
I once dyed my hair blue. (Also purple. And green.)
I have a birthday almost annually.
I'm fluent in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, ASP.NET (VB, and C#).
love going to concerts, but never do anymore.
love going to movies, but never do anymore.
I randomly laugh. (quite embarrassing)
I prefer the term geek or nerd over dork though I am all three.
Don't tell me what to do. You're not the boss of me!
I used to work at Microsoft.
And Planet Hollywood.
And Hard Rock Cafe.
I do woodworking (like tables from cherry, maple, and walnut)
I build model rockets. My highest reached over 2000 feet apogee.
I am married with three kids.
Bragging rights
Man, I have done stuff. It's amazing, some of the stuff I did. What'd I do again?
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ScoJo, Fontaine, SJordan, ScottJ, MondoDweebie, Codepath
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I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
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The food was great. Atmosphere, staff, cleanliness all good. They even had a descent wine list. But the beer selection was awful. Bud, Miller, Coors. Just terrible choice of pedestrian, macro-brew lager after lager. Not one ale? Really? Lose a star.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Brand new location. Very good food. Great service. Decor is still a bit sparse but all furnishings look new. Very spacious floor plan.
Food: Very GoodDecor: Very GoodService: Excellent
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
This one is back to being my favorite for every day.
Food: ExcellentDecor: Very GoodService: Very Good
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
Great food and a clean, comfortable atmosphere.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Very Good
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
10 reviews
This one if the most awesomest awesome that ever awesomed! Outstanding beer selection and great food!
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
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reviewed 2 years ago
Food: ExcellentDecor: Very GoodService: Very Good
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reviewed 2 years ago
I just love, Love, LOVE this place! I've been eating here for 20 years and I'm just getting started.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
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