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I'm a Pats fan but this was to funny not to post.
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Omigod! I plussed this! And the number of the Plussing was 666.
 
+John Scalzi installs Windows 10. Its final form will soon be upon us.
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Rare White Rhino Dies, Leaving Only Four Left on the Planet

Only one male and three females at that. Years of attempting them to breed have  failed. This species will soon be extinct.
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Such a carry-over from old mentalities of medieval times. The odd son must be a bastard.
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Check out +Halt and Catch Fire​ S02E09 "Kali".
Left reeling by the launch of a rival, Mutiny takes measures to ensure its survival. Meanwhile, Gordon pays a price in an attempt to quell his paranoia.
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Omigod! If these are fake, please don't tell me.
 
You'll want to read over that LinkedIn profile again after seeing this.
Think your LinkedIn profile sounds remarkably slick? Before posting that masterpiece, have someone (preferably someone with a sense of humor) read it out loud to make doubly sure it errs on the ...
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"Oh, but..but...but...renewables are not a viable energy source!"

! The Koch Brothers
 
Last week in Germany renewables briefly provided a record breaking 78% of the country's electricity. http://ow.ly/QhuaX
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Google+ Better Than Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn Data Shows.  
The American Consumer Satisfaction Index released data recently, as reported on the Wall Street Journal's site, about how satisfied Americans are with social media.  Their data showed that Google+ was ranked higher by the public than Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and LinkedIn.  

Facebook, which had been considered the worst social site by Americans several years ago has improved its ranking largely because of improvements in perception about its mobile app rather than the site as a whole.

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/07/28/paced-by-facebook-customer-satisfaction-up-for-social-media-sites/

Thanks to +Mike Elgan for bringing this article to my attention 
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+Patrick Ryan Yes, it would have been nice if they had mentioned that G+ has more than double the number of active monthly users as Twitter making it the second biggest, most healthy social platform on the planet.

If G+ is a "ghost town" then Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, and Instagram should have utterly collapsed years ago.
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Download the Vitalogy Browser Button, and help Pearl Jam give back to non-profit organizations at no extra cost to you: http://bit.ly/easycause32
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My rules are:
1. If I see posts that I like and I see common interests on your About page, I will circle you back.
 
2. If I see posts and a filled out About page, but I see nothing that even remotely resembles anything I post/care about, I will simply not circle you back.
 
3. If I cannot see more than a few posts and/or your About page tells me next to nothing, I will block you.
 
4. If I see 20 posts that look identical, I will block you and report you for spamming.
 
5. If you circle me, that will trigger me to go look at your profile.

6. Blueheads will be blocked! If you circle me but do not have a profile picture (I don't care what just not the default bluehead) and/or your About page is not well filled out, then I will block you. No exceptions. Carry on.
 
My rules are simple, but are enforced.

That said, here is me.
 
I'm a dude.
I'm a geek dude.
I'm a geek dude dad.
I'm a geek dude daddy dork.
I love to get my geek on, but I'll shorthand it.
 
Star Trek over Star Wars
Picard over Kirk, but TOS over TNG
Marvel over DC
Model rocketry over model trains
Pancakes over waffles
Movies over films
99% over 1% (the needs of the many...)
 
Best on TV:
The Walking Dead
Falling Skies
Hell on Wheels
Arrow
Comic Book Men
 
USB should be destroyed because, with a 50-50 chance of plugging it in correctly. you never do on the first try.
 
I post about things I find wicked cool, important to humanity, nerdy development stuff, nerdy math and science stuff, and sometimes my family. And beer. And zombies.
 
Because with the Zombie Apocalypse, it's not IF but WHEN.
 
Circle options:
Comic Books
Computers
Entertainment (movies, TV, books)
Environment (I am for it)
Geekery (I thought I made up that word)
Math & Science
Model Rocketry
Science Fiction
Software Development
Star Trek
Tech (PC, mobile, gadgets)
 
And Zombies.

And Beer. Craft beer. IPA.
 
Animals: dogs, fish, and bearded dragon
I love my dogs (Jack Russell Terrier and a Portuguese Water Dog) and I am a huge aquarium/terrarium nerd (but maybe that's because I am the all-powerful ruler of their universe).

Other weird stuff:
I once dyed my hair blue. (Also purple. And green.)
I have a birthday almost annually.
I'm fluent in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, ASP.NET (VB, and C#).
love going to concerts, but never do anymore.
love going to movies, but never do anymore.
I randomly laugh. (quite embarrassing)
I prefer the term geek or nerd over dork though I am all three.
Don't tell me what to do. You're not the boss of me!
I used to work at Microsoft.
And Planet Hollywood.
And Hard Rock Cafe.
I do woodworking (like tables from cherry, maple, and walnut)
I build model rockets. My highest reached over 2000 feet apogee.
I am married with three kids.
INTJ
Bragging rights
Man, I have done stuff. It's amazing, some of the stuff I did. What'd I do again?
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ScoJo, Fontaine, SJordan, ScottJ, MondoDweebie, Codepath
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I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
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Game of Thrones Risk
www.geekalerts.com

Experience the classic game of Risk with a Westeros makeover. This Game of Thrones Risk will be hours of fun for you and your friends. Who w

Stories Comics
www.storiescomics.com

Your one-stop shop for comics, action figures, sci-fi, horror, graphic novels, and beyond! Serving Richmond and Colonial Heights with three

Mobile-Friendly Test
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This test will analyze a URL and report if the page has a mobile-friendly design. Learn more about the mobile-friendly criteria and how it m

Nine - Exchange Outlook Mail - Android Apps on Google Play
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******************** Nine is available on Google play for the low price of US$9.99. This is half price of the original price (US$19.99) as w

The Walking Dead
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When the world is ravaged by a zombie apocalypse, police officer Rick Grimes and a small group of others must face a terrifying new reality.

Egyptian Teenager Creates Next-Generation Quantum Space Propulsion System
inhabitat.com

An Egyptain teenager has patented a next generation propulsion system that could send spacecraft to other solar systems — without using a si

Slow Cooker Lentil and Ham Soup
allrecipes.com

"Come home at the end of the day to a richly spiced broth filled with lentils, ham and veggies. Pair it up with cornmeal muffins and you hav

Star Trek: Harlan Ellison's City on the Edge of Forever #1
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For the first time ever, a visual presentation of the much-discussed, unrevised, unadulterated version of Harlan Ellison's award-winning Sta

Better Open With
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With so many cool Android apps, Better Open With saves you the hassle of having to choose only one default app handler when you click a file

Messenger
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Bleiben Sie mit Ihren Freunden in Kontakt. Messenger von Google ist eine Kommunikations-App, mit der Sie SMS- und MMS-Nachrichten über jedes

Guardians of the Galaxy
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From Marvel, the studio that brought you Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and The Avengers, comes a new team—the Guardians of the Galaxy—in a

“‘My Precious,’ Jim!”: DeForest Kelley’s Pinky Ring
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Most folks probably know that Dr. Leonard McCoy wore a gold ring on his left pinky finger. Although we don’t know why Leonard McCoy wears a

Commandr for Google Now
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Add commands to Google Now, no root required! No more "note to self" before every command! (v2.0)As Featured on LifeHacker, SlashGear, Andro

SeriesGuide
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Organiza cómo (re-)ves tus series de TV y películas favoritas.- Mira lo que está por venir, da seguimiento de lo que viste. - Haz check in c

Bald Move
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Game of Thrones delivers another gut punch to Westerosi fans everywhere this week… how did Jim and A.Ron react? Find out this, and much more

Security & Antivirus | Lookout
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Lookout Security & Antivirus offers top-notch protection against mobile threats, phone loss and theft. With your registered email, you will

Hangouts
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O Hangouts do Google+ é um aplicativo de mensagens que permite enviar e receber mensagens, fotos e vídeos, e até iniciar vídeo chamadas grat

Google Voice
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Make cheap international calls with your Google number. Send free text messages. Place calls and send text messages showing your Google numb

Google+
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FEATURES:- Follow what friends, family, and interesting people around the world are sharing - Join communities to explore interests and find

Google Currents
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Google Play Newsstand is the new home for all your favorites news, magazines, blogs, and more. Newsstand updates and replaces Google Current

The food was great. Atmosphere, staff, cleanliness all good. They even had a descent wine list. But the beer selection was awful. Bud, Miller, Coors. Just terrible choice of pedestrian, macro-brew lager after lager. Not one ale? Really? Lose a star.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Brand new location. Very good food. Great service. Decor is still a bit sparse but all furnishings look new. Very spacious floor plan.
Food: Very GoodDecor: Very GoodService: Excellent
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
This one is back to being my favorite for every day.
Food: ExcellentDecor: Very GoodService: Very Good
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
Great food and a clean, comfortable atmosphere.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Very Good
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
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This one if the most awesomest awesome that ever awesomed! Outstanding beer selection and great food!
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
Food: ExcellentDecor: Very GoodService: Very Good
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
I just love, Love, LOVE this place! I've been eating here for 20 years and I'm just getting started.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago