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Guess what I picked up just in time for tomorrow's +Game of Thrones  season premiere. The latest official GoT brew from +Brewery Ommegang called "Seven Kingdoms" hoppy wheat ale.

Note: I also have a bottle of the first of the series, the "Iron Throne" blonde ale and one of the second, the "Take The Black" stout.

Oh, and the official commemorative GoT beer glass.
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of homophobic nerd voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
"Judge Luke by his character, not by who he loves."
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All Jesus did that whole episode was stand between people doing the Jurassic World pose.
“I like you people, I trust you. Trust us.” #TWD
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Initial pop of vanilla, then roasty malt, finally smooth oatmeal finish. Perfect by the fire.

~ Drinking a Vanilla Oatis Stout by +Ninkasi Brewing on +Untappd

Scott is drinking a Vanilla Oatis Stout by Ninkasi Brewing Company on Untappd
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Aw, damn. I just got dust in both my eyes.
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"Hiroshi Lockheimer, Google’s SVP for Android, Chrome OS and Chromecast, writes on Medium today (yep, Medium and not Blogspot)..."

Seriously, Google. What the fuck? Whenever there is some big news to announce, you do it on non-Google properties. You have Senior VPs posting company news on Medium instead of +Blogger or +Google+?

Why do you hate your own products?
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Hey, Android developers. Quick question.


I literally spend more time fucking with my dev environment than actually writing code. Emulators are glacially slow as fuck. Just getting my Nexus 6 to even get recognized by USB took hours.

Why is this so fucking complicated and fragile?
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Hey, +XFINITY​. Why the fuck is your X1 box rebooting during my fucking show? If you want to push upgrades, do it in the middle of the fucking night!!

This is bullshit!
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Draw poker. One-eyed Corals are wild.
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I'm a dude.
I'm a geek dude.
I'm a geek dude dad.
I'm a geek dude daddy dork.
I love to get my geek on, but I'll shorthand it.
Star Trek over Star Wars
Picard over Kirk, but TOS over TNG
Marvel over DC
Model rocketry over model trains
Pancakes over waffles
Movies over films
99% over 1% (the needs of the many...)
Best on TV:
The Walking Dead
Falling Skies
Hell on Wheels
Comic Book Men
USB should be destroyed because, with a 50-50 chance of plugging it in correctly. you never do on the first try.
I post about things I find wicked cool, important to humanity, nerdy development stuff, nerdy math and science stuff, and sometimes my family. And beer. And zombies.
Because with the Zombie Apocalypse, it's not IF but WHEN.
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Tech (PC, mobile, gadgets)
And Zombies.

And Beer. Craft beer. IPA.
Animals: dogs, fish, and bearded dragon
I love my dogs (Jack Russell Terrier and a Portuguese Water Dog) and I am a huge aquarium/terrarium nerd (but maybe that's because I am the all-powerful ruler of their universe).

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I once dyed my hair blue. (Also purple. And green.)
I have a birthday almost annually.
I'm fluent in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, ASP.NET (VB, and C#).
love going to concerts, but never do anymore.
love going to movies, but never do anymore.
I randomly laugh. (quite embarrassing)
I prefer the term geek or nerd over dork though I am all three.
Don't tell me what to do. You're not the boss of me!
I used to work at Microsoft.
And Planet Hollywood.
And Hard Rock Cafe.
I do woodworking (like tables from cherry, maple, and walnut)
I build model rockets. My highest reached over 2000 feet apogee.
I am married with three kids.
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