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only skilled programmers will understand this joke #jokes #programming #jquery #javascript
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God, I hate fucking Apple. They have now invented the Roku.
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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Bat-Dong!

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New photos of prototype Bat-suits made for Batman 3 give a glimpse at what could have been if Michael Keaton had remained as the Dark Knight.
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Plant that in the sand of a desert planet and you have a Sarlacc.

~mind blown~
 
The Venus Flytrap Is a Mighty Hunter Because It Can Count http://gizmodo.com/the-venus-flytrap-is-a-mighty-hunter-because-it-can-cou-1754283086 …
The Venus flytrap is perhaps the best known of carnivorous plants — those that get essential nutrients from trapping and consuming insects, particularly when they can’t get enough from the soil. Now a team of German scientists has discovered that the flytrap can actually count, and this ability is the key to knowing the difference between the presence of prey and a false alarm.
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I think this is mainly going to just exempt ads from counting against users. The video exemption is only for 30 second spots at a time, you know, ad length.

Verizon's FreeBee Data doesn't appear to be designed for full movies, as the product page says businesses can "sponsor up to 30 seconds of mobile video streaming."

So, Verizon Wireless is really just allowing companies to stream buttloads of ads at you.
Video, music, app downloads, and ads can be exempted from caps for a fee.
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Game Night: Star Trek Catan and a Christmas Morning. Life is good.

Man, just reading the beginner's rules and set up took 45 minutes. But once we got going it is a blast. And many rules and strategies we just skipped. Next time we'll add some of those back in. But a great first play.

~ Drinking a "Christmas Morning" (2015) Coffee Gingerbread Milk Stout by +Hardywood Park Craft Brewery​ on +Untappd

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Fantastic! Nice and roasty for the snowpocalypse.

~ Drinking a "Sidamo Coffee" Russian Imperial Stout by +Hardywood Park Craft Brewery +Untappd

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Ha ha, great minds and all that.
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My rules are:
1. If I see posts that I like and I see common interests on your About page, I will circle you back.
 
2. If I see posts and a filled out About page, but I see nothing that even remotely resembles anything I post/care about, I will simply not circle you back.
 
3. If I cannot see more than a few posts and/or your About page tells me next to nothing, I will block you.
 
4. If I see 20 posts that look identical, I will block you and report you for spamming.
 
5. If you circle me, that will trigger me to go look at your profile.

6. Blueheads will be blocked! If you circle me but do not have a profile picture (I don't care what just not the default bluehead) and/or your About page is not well filled out, then I will block you. No exceptions. Carry on.
 
My rules are simple, but are enforced.

That said, here is me.
 
I'm a dude.
I'm a geek dude.
I'm a geek dude dad.
I'm a geek dude daddy dork.
I love to get my geek on, but I'll shorthand it.
 
Star Trek over Star Wars
Picard over Kirk, but TOS over TNG
Marvel over DC
Model rocketry over model trains
Pancakes over waffles
Movies over films
99% over 1% (the needs of the many...)
 
Best on TV:
The Walking Dead
Falling Skies
Hell on Wheels
Arrow
Comic Book Men
 
USB should be destroyed because, with a 50-50 chance of plugging it in correctly. you never do on the first try.
 
I post about things I find wicked cool, important to humanity, nerdy development stuff, nerdy math and science stuff, and sometimes my family. And beer. And zombies.
 
Because with the Zombie Apocalypse, it's not IF but WHEN.
 
Circle options:
Comic Books
Computers
Entertainment (movies, TV, books)
Environment (I am for it)
Geekery (I thought I made up that word)
Math & Science
Model Rocketry
Science Fiction
Software Development
Star Trek
Tech (PC, mobile, gadgets)
 
And Zombies.

And Beer. Craft beer. IPA.
 
Animals: dogs, fish, and bearded dragon
I love my dogs (Jack Russell Terrier and a Portuguese Water Dog) and I am a huge aquarium/terrarium nerd (but maybe that's because I am the all-powerful ruler of their universe).

Other weird stuff:
I once dyed my hair blue. (Also purple. And green.)
I have a birthday almost annually.
I'm fluent in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, ASP.NET (VB, and C#).
love going to concerts, but never do anymore.
love going to movies, but never do anymore.
I randomly laugh. (quite embarrassing)
I prefer the term geek or nerd over dork though I am all three.
Don't tell me what to do. You're not the boss of me!
I used to work at Microsoft.
And Planet Hollywood.
And Hard Rock Cafe.
I do woodworking (like tables from cherry, maple, and walnut)
I build model rockets. My highest reached over 2000 feet apogee.
I am married with three kids.
INTJ
Bragging rights
Man, I have done stuff. It's amazing, some of the stuff I did. What'd I do again?
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ScoJo, Fontaine, SJordan, ScottJ, MondoDweebie, Codepath
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I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
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Avengers: Age of Ultron - Movies & TV on Google Play
market.android.com

Marvel Studios unleashes the next global phenomenon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe – Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron. Good intentions wre

Google Classroom - แอปพลิเคชัน Android ใน Google Play
market.android.com

ทุกคนที่มีบัญชี Google Apps for Education สามารถใช้ Classroom ได้ถ้าต้องการใช้ Google Classroom ในโรงเรียน ติดตั้งแอป Android เพื่อใช้ Class

Jimi Hendrix - Music on Google Play
market.android.com

James Marshall "Jimi" Hendrix was an American guitarist, singer, and songwriter. Although his mainstream career spanned only four years, he

Jimi Hendrix: Hear My Train a Comin' - Movies & TV on Google Play
market.android.com

The definitive documentary about the extraordinary life of the greatest guitarist of all time, now in high definition video. This critically

Game of Thrones Risk
www.geekalerts.com

Experience the classic game of Risk with a Westeros makeover. This Game of Thrones Risk will be hours of fun for you and your friends. Who w

Stories Comics
www.storiescomics.com

Your one-stop shop for comics, action figures, sci-fi, horror, graphic novels, and beyond! Serving Richmond and Colonial Heights with three

Mobile-Friendly Test
www.google.com

This test will analyze a URL and report if the page has a mobile-friendly design. Learn more about the mobile-friendly criteria and how it m

Nine - Exchange Outlook Mail - Android Apps on Google Play
market.android.com

******************** Nine is available on Google play for the low price of US$9.99. This is half price of the original price (US$19.99) as w

The Walking Dead
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When the world is ravaged by a zombie apocalypse, police officer Rick Grimes and a small group of others must face a terrifying new reality.

Egyptian Teenager Creates Next-Generation Quantum Space Propulsion System
inhabitat.com

An Egyptain teenager has patented a next generation propulsion system that could send spacecraft to other solar systems — without using a si

Slow Cooker Lentil and Ham Soup
allrecipes.com

"Come home at the end of the day to a richly spiced broth filled with lentils, ham and veggies. Pair it up with cornmeal muffins and you hav

Star Trek: Harlan Ellison's City on the Edge of Forever #1
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For the first time ever, a visual presentation of the much-discussed, unrevised, unadulterated version of Harlan Ellison's award-winning Sta

Better Open With
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With so many cool Android apps, Better Open With saves you the hassle of having to choose only one default app handler when you click a file

Messenger
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Bleiben Sie mit Ihren Freunden in Kontakt. Messenger von Google ist eine Kommunikations-App, mit der Sie SMS- und MMS-Nachrichten über jedes

Guardians of the Galaxy
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From Marvel, the studio that brought you Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and The Avengers, comes a new team—the Guardians of the Galaxy—in a

“‘My Precious,’ Jim!”: DeForest Kelley’s Pinky Ring
www.startreknewvoyages.com

Most folks probably know that Dr. Leonard McCoy wore a gold ring on his left pinky finger. Although we don’t know why Leonard McCoy wears a

Commandr for Google Now
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Add commands to Google Now, no root required! No more "note to self" before every command! (v2.0)As Featured on LifeHacker, SlashGear, Andro

SeriesGuide
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Organiza cómo (re-)ves tus series de TV y películas favoritas.- Mira lo que está por venir, da seguimiento de lo que viste. - Haz check in c

Bald Move
www.baldmove.com

Game of Thrones delivers another gut punch to Westerosi fans everywhere this week… how did Jim and A.Ron react? Find out this, and much more

Security & Antivirus | Lookout
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Lookout Security & Antivirus offers top-notch protection against mobile threats, phone loss and theft. With your registered email, you will

The food was great. Atmosphere, staff, cleanliness all good. They even had a descent wine list. But the beer selection was awful. Bud, Miller, Coors. Just terrible choice of pedestrian, macro-brew lager after lager. Not one ale? Really? Lose a star.
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
Brand new location. Very good food. Great service. Decor is still a bit sparse but all furnishings look new. Very spacious floor plan.
Food: Very GoodDecor: Very GoodService: Excellent
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
This one is back to being my favorite for every day.
Food: ExcellentDecor: Very GoodService: Very Good
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Great food and a clean, comfortable atmosphere.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Very Good
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
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This one if the most awesomest awesome that ever awesomed! Outstanding beer selection and great food!
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Food: ExcellentDecor: Very GoodService: Very Good
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
I just love, Love, LOVE this place! I've been eating here for 20 years and I'm just getting started.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago