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1) The first rule of Optimization Club is, you do not Optimize.
2) The second rule of Optimization Club is, you do not Optimize without measuring.
3) If your app is running faster than the underlying transport protocol, the optimization is over.
4) One factor at a time.
5) No marketroids, no marketroid schedules.
6) Testing will go on as long as it has to.
7) If this is your first night at Optimization Club, you have to write a test case.
The first rule of Optimization Club is, you do not Optimize. The second rule of Optimization Club is, you do not Optimize without measuring. If your app is running faster than the underlying transport...
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Holy shit! I wish journalists in Germany would grill our politicians like that. Well done!
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In case you still don't know "Doraleous & Associates", give it a try! One of the funniest Fantasy webshows I've seen.

Playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL68FD0D7F63715384
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Yeah! Ist super geil, empfehle es weiter! Nur dann machen die noch mehr Episoden :)
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It appears to be fixed already, but for a brief time, searching "-4^(1/4)" in Google could have gotten you fired.
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And I just wanted to organize some photos ...
While organizing some of the pictures I took with my Samsung Galaxy S2, I've encountered one file that couldn't be opened. Being a nerd, I couldn't resist and had to investigate the issue. I think I'v...
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all of that XD

the last one, duh! :P
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Freudscher Nazi-Versprecher des gesamten Publikums?
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Und schon hört man die selben Rufe durch die Städte schallen :-/
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Nach dem ganzen Gebashe auf das Gericht, hier auch mal eine andere Sicht der Dinge
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I nearly lost my mind watching this. SO. CUTE.

Thanks, +Mark Dochtermann!
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NYT "reporter" John Broder doesn't like electric cars, so he just lied in his article to make the car look bad.
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Tesla Motors ist eine tolle Name!
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RetroShare noGUI on a Raspberry Pi
retroshare-nogui with ssh control on Raspberry Pi — December 22, 2012. Hi,. just tested my new Raspberry Pi and got the nogui version of RetroShare running! Here is what I did: installed Raspbian whee...
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Sexismus gegen Männer, ein Tabu-Thema ...
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"I got used... Cool!" (American Pie)
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Chroot Voodoo for easier Raspberry Pi cross-compiling
In my last article about RetroShare on the Raspberry Pi, I've written about my experiences ... Unfortunately, the 256 MB RAM of my Raspi is barely enough to keep RetroShare running, but even a sim...
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