Oh, this is so awesome. Thanks to +Jonathan Corbet for writing, and to +Neil Brown for sharing.

I think my favorite character in this is definitely Ts'oda.
This is too good not to share: "Luke manages to defeat Darl McVader in a vicious editor battle, but, despite the init process's goading, is unwilling to kill McVader and cause himself to be reparented to Init directly."
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