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Hi, I'm Florian. I'm bilingual (German/English), and occasionally pretend to speak other languages.

Google+ doesn't handle separating content by language very well, so I've decided to abuse Collections for that purpose.

If you'd like to see everything I post, just follow this profile. If you'd only like to see the content in a specific language, please go to https://plus.google.com/+FlorianHaas/collections and select that language. Thank you!

Another note: I delete comments that are abusive or off-topic, and quickly block commenters who combine that behavior with hiding behind a pseudonym and having a profile picture showing something other than their face.
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Pretty spot to be traveling to. Wonder what it looks like in February.

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Karlskrona - in the middle of the archipelago! Karlskrona is a unique and exciting world heritage...
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Twitter suggests that I follow Coursera (fine) and Donald Trump (WTF I don't even). Go home Twitter, you're shitfaced.

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Wer kommt zum FFG der +GUUG - German Unix User Group e.V. nach Köln? In meinem Ceph-Tutorial gibt's noch ein paar Restplätze.

Ein parallel laufender Vortrag zum Thema verteilte Dateisysteme wurde wohl abgesagt, wer also statt dessen unter anderem über CephFS lernen möchte, ist bei mir richtig.
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Wow. https://maxcdn.bootstrapcdn.com is producing connection timeouts. That's where minified Bootstrap CSS and FontAwesome are hosted. That's gonna break a loooooot of web sites today.

It's also the direct opposite of why you'd want a CDN in the first place...
Font Awesome 4.5.0 by @davegandy - http://fontawesome.io - @fontawesome * License - http://fontawesome.io/license (Font: SIL OFL 1.1, CSS: MIT License) */@font-face{font-family:'FontAwesome';src:url('../fonts/fontawesome-webfont.eot?v=4.5.0');src:url('../fonts/fontawesome-webfont.eot?
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Gegenüber heise online gestand Stephan J. Kramer ein, eine "Hintertür wäre die einzige Möglichkeit", um solch einen Zugriff zu ermöglichen. Er sei sich der Risiken bewusst, deswegen sollten sich Experten mit der Frage beschäftigen.

Übersetzung: "Ich bin völlig ahnungslos, habe aber Wünsche an den Weihnachtsmann. Daher bin ich dafür, Steuergeld für Briefe an den Nordpol zu verbraten."

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Sicherheitsbehörden können Chats auf Diensten wie Threema nicht umfassend überwachen, beklagt Thüringens Verfassungsschutzchef. Deswegen müsse geklärt werden, wie Behörden Zugriff bekommen und "Hintertüren wären die einzige Möglichkeit".
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Übersetzung wirkt korrekt....
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I really don't think so, Twitter.

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You've used the correct case too ;)
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English sucks, episode 325:

— "A mathematics expert is called a mathematician, a statistics professional is a statistician. So a scientist specializing in physics is a physician, right?"
— "No, that's a doctor."
— "You mean a doctor of physics?"
— "No, a medical doctor. Someone with a doctorate in physics is a PhD."
— "Ah, so a Physics Doctor."
— "No, the Ph stands for philosophy."
— "Even though it's for someone doing physics, not philosophy?"
— "Yes."
— "OK, so Philosophy Doctor."
— "No, it's Latin. Philosophiae doctor."
— "That's not correct Latin. It should be doctor philosophiae."
— "Not in English."
— "In English Latin for a philosophy doctor that does physics."
— "Right."
— "Sure you're not drunk?"

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Dear LCAers, I hope you're not coming down too hard from your conference high. For me, this is where the prep for a trip to Hobart (with my then 12-year-old) starts. Have a fun weekend!
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I've managed to write down three project briefs (one was from Kiwicon that I'd just remembered) but the fourth idea has currently escaped me ... Anyway, 2 of them will be great CFP material for Hobart :-) #LCA2017 can't come too soon!
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I must confess that I had no idea about this, which is a little shameful. But it's immediately evident in our site's traffic as well. You'd think Ashburn is a megalopolis if you look at our stats.

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We've put a new customer spotlight up on our web site. This is a very impressive and innovative team, whom we have been honored to have as our customers for almost two years.
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Read this article, please.

Then, with that as a reference point, please read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zersetzung — particularly the sections titled "In Practice" and "Against Individuals", and also the margin quote from Hubertus Knabe.

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In a journal and FBI files shared as part of her Whitney Museum exhibit, Laura Poitras finally turns her lens of observation onto herself.
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Basic Information
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Tagline
Open source cloud and HA guy, hastexo co-founder, entrepreneur, speaker.
Introduction
My only food allergy is to steak well done.
Work
Occupation
CEO and co-founder at hastexo
Employment
  • hastexo
    CEO, Principal Consultant, 2011 - present
  • Linbit
    Partner Relationship Manager, Senior Technical Consultant (wearer of many hats, really), 2007 - 2011
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I have no idea why this place has so few reviews. Best octopus pasta I've had in a long time.
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reviewed 7 months ago
Großartiger kleiner Italiener in Nürnberg. Sehr gemütlich, gut besucht, übersichtliche aber sehr gut sortierte Karte, freundliches Service und sehr faire Preise.
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reviewed 7 months ago
Ganz ausgezeichnet! Glücklicher Zufallsfund, beim Vorbeifahren mit dem Fahrrad entdeckt.
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reviewed 7 months ago
Delicious Eggs Benedict, quite literally buried under a pile of crispy bacon. Pure breakfast hedonism.
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