Today class we are talking about Portmanteus words.A portmanteus word, a portmanteau, is a word like brunch or smog, amalgamations of two existing words (breakfast and lunch, smoke and fog) combine and blend to create a new word covering both meanings. As language is continually evolving these words are often accepted and even make it into the dictionary.So what's your favourite from the list below and can you use it in a sentence that will amuse me?
Askhole - someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions.
Bedgasm - the feeling of euphoria experienced when you climb into bed at the end of a long day.
Masturdating - Going out alone to a movie or restaurant.
Chairdrobe - Piling clothes on a chair to excess rather than putting them in dresser or wardrobe. See also floordrobe.
Textpectation - The feeling of anticipation when waiting for a response to a text.
Cellfish - someone who continues to talk on their phone when it is rude to do so.
Nonversation - A completely worthless exchange of small talk.
Destinesia - When you get to where you are going but forget why you went there.
Errorist - someone who continually makes mistakes.
Carcolepsy - When a passenger falls asleep the moment the car they're in starts moving.
Hiberdating - When someone ignores their friends and family because they have a new relationship.
Ambitchuous - Striving to ensure be more of a bitch than a basic bitch.
Youniverse - Used to indicate when an individual only has knowledge of themselves and the immediate world around them. Often believing all else is wrong or irrelevant.
Internest - the covers and pillows someone surrounds themselves in when the go on the Internet at night.
Columbusing - When white people claim to have discovered something that has existed before their arrival.
Afterclap - the last person to clap after everyone else has finished.
Unkeyboardinated - When you are unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.
Dudevorce - When two guys end their friendship.
Beerboarding - the extraction of secret information by getting someone drunk.
Epiphanot - a thought of sheer brilliance in the eyes of the thinker, but no one else.
Unlightening - learning something that makes you dumber.
Nerdjacking - filling a conversation with details about a personal passion to someone initiated in the subject.
Doppelbanger - When someone has sex with someone who looks identical to them.
Nomonym - food that tastes exactly like another unrelated food.
Cupidity - stupid things you do, when in Love. #asstag
- someone who uses unnecessary hashtags.
Chiptease - When you buy a bag of chips and find them to be largely empty.
Typerventilating - When someone responds on messaging services excessively and rapidly.
Sexcident - The situation in which you accidently find yourself in someone else's be.
Paddict - Someone who spends excessive time on their tablet device.
Passfusion - When someone experiences confusion over their passwords.
Masturwait - When the porn your fapping too is buffering.
Metox - When someone needs a break from themself.
Stupitch - When stupid bitch isn't classy enough to use.