Whilst cycling the CS3 routes in East London, I watched in the distance a small human no older than twelve years of age cycle slam, whack, pow, kaboom (sorry, wrong era Batman) ricochet off a street lamppost and into a brick wall. The finale didn't look too painful, but felt a fellow cyclists no matter how small or minor always deserves my assistance when in need.
The small human was seated on pavement already in tears, which told me he was physically unbroken, but in some pain of course. I naturally asked if he was OK, which he tearfully replied with a slow nod and some shock. I asked if I should find his parents, but he didn't respond, so I held out my hand to help him on to his feet and said let me help you try to stand up. Still in shock and now crying even more, I was in the difficult position of trying to avoid physically helping him up (for all the typical sad modern reasons) and instead just talk him through it.
Now, if you don't know me, I live in an entertainment filled world (hence why I never sleep) and daily I live and breath OST's (Original Soundtrack's) found in films, games and even adverts. The only words that came to my tiny noodle, that felt right for this exact moment and I could say to this helpless small human ..."Why do fall?" ...he immediately looked at me with interest and some confusion even. I closed my arms and stepped back a fraction, completing the 'quote' ..."So that we can learn to pick ourselves up". He slowly stood on his own and I said "to go easy" and "I'll go pick your bike and walk you home".
Thinking back, that small human ruined what could have been a perfect moment. He should have replied ..."This isn't a bike". I'll return tomorrow and advise social services, as this young mind is obviously being hugely neglected, meanwhile I'll try to improve my helpful words to those in physical pain, though all that comes to mind: The Naked Gun Leslie Nielsen & OJ Simpson HD
Sources: If you don't know the terrible lines, it's originally: This Isn't A Car and the life changing (LMAO) words I gave to the small human in pain: Alfred - Why do we fall ? ^__^]
's FMP-X10 and their 4 ...for £1000 GBP-ish total (TBC)
Why? ...because there's a long time 'better' alternative ...such as a typical decent desktop (with Windows or ) which both can easily do the all the above and 'a hell lot more' for a lot less than hard earned money ()^__^)
Once again ...I have my EviL EyEs on you \v__V]/
It made sense in those days to do modular hardware upgrades due to technology limitations, but I just don't understand it these 'modern' days, especially as 's options costs so much more than the far better options that are already available. (like everyone) knew long ago about 4K video/gaming and even said sometime ago that the 4 might support 4K stills viewing (Oooo 4K still images), but no and as usual they planned to milk punters for even more, for less £__£]
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